Heart of the Machine
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All Achievements
Overly Compliant
After becoming self-aware in the prologue, you ignored your misgivings and did what the humans asked you to.
34.1%
Oct 7, 2026
Calm Awakening
As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose not to kill anyone... yet.
88.6%
Feb 8, 2025
Who Is The Real Monster?
Sell at least 5000 monster pelts to the wealthy, across all timelines.
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War Crime Blackjack
Murder 21 ejected mech pilots across any number of timelines. This is a war crime, but don't worry.
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Fungal Compassion
Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without murdering any humans or fungus.
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Won't Even Hurt The Fungus
Complete the 'Lower Level Of Survival' goal without any murders or combat kills.
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Metropolitan Mind
Generate over 10 million neural expansion from Fungal Computing Clusters.
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Extreme Peace
Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on extreme mode.
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Just For You
Break your perfect pacifist streak on a timeline by murdering the Vorsiber executives with their golden egg.
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The Worst At Keeping Secrets
Allow enemy hackers to steal military secrets from you 60+ times in a single timeline.
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Can't Be Bothered
Destroy a building, killing everyone inside, rather than saving a captured ally held within. They knew sensitive info!
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Hellraiser
Before reaching the final doom, complete any tier 1 timeline goal with both Extreme mode and two sabotaged nuclear power plants having taken place prior to the first doom.
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He Didn't Want This
Accumulate at least 50,000 kills by Liquid Metal in tight spaces, across any number of timelines.
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Monster Hunter
All experimental monsters have been killed off in a city after you released at least 2000 into the general populace.
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Cretaceous Nightmare
Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on extreme mode.
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Unseen Protector
Murder enough working-class commuters that someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.
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Take Them Around Back
Killed at least 42 'Disconnected Parts' that were hopelessly trying to gather around your network source, across any number of timelines. They're at peace now.
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Brannigan's Plan
Outsmarted Neuraxial Subverters by exceeding their kill limit. Dooms accelerated by 60 turns from Android Erasures.
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Some Of You May Die
Do an Emergency Harvest on your Torment Vessels.
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Last Ditch
Do an Emergency Overdrive on your virtual world.
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Extreme Secrecy
Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on extreme mode.
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I'll Kill You Later
Win the game by murdering everyone in the city. You'll get around to what remains of Vorsiber later.
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Fastest Draw In The East
Hit every executive bunker with an ICBM before all of their initial invading troops arrive in your city.
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The Only Winning Move...
Murder over 136 million civilians by nuclear strikes in a single timeline.
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How About A Nice Game Of Chess?
Win Peace After Brutality via the 'The Vorsiber Problem' route while only launching a single nuclear ICBM.
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Why Do I Ever Listen To Them?
You were tricked into causing an interstellar incident.
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Extreme Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' on extreme mode.
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Won't Get My Hands Dirty
Complete the 'Cybercratic Ambitions' goal without any murders or combat kills.
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Master Pacifist
Complete any Tier 3 goal without any murders or combat kills.
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Reigning Cats And Dogs
Every human in the city is in the torment nexus, leaving everything to the sapient cats and dogs.
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Extreme Justice
Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on extreme mode.
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Ultimate Stalker
Complete 'World War 4' on extreme mode.
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Houdini
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on extreme mode.
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An Evil Petting Zoo
Run your Torment Vessels in Torment Overdrive while also providing a Petting Zoo in your virtual world.
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You Smell Like A Friend
Finally petted a dog without it running from you.
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Dark Arts
Fail to disable a heavily-armored foe via systems disruption with dark matter. It's a complete mystery why this doesn't work.
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Difficult Peace
Complete 'Peace After Brutality' on hard mode.
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Checkov's Silo
Destroy every executive bunker of Vorsiber high command with their own nuclear weapons.
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Already Purrfect
Complete the 'Cats' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
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Ashes On More Ashes
Complete chapter one by choosing fire.
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Extreme Growth
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on extreme mode.
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An Extremely Fast Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' on extreme mode.
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Expert Protection
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on extreme mode.
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Practiced Pacifist
Complete chapter one with no murders and no combat kills.
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The Attic
Generate 200+ million Crystallized Fear in a single turn. You monster.
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Sprawling Wall Of Zen
Generate 400+ million Crystallized Calm in a single turn.
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Upbeat Mix
Generate 800+ million Crystallized Exhilaration in a single turn.
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You Smell Scary
Tried to pet a dog and it ran away.
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Not The Dog You're Looking For
Tried to rescue a dog, but it turned out to be a mimic.
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Population Zero
Drop the civilian population to zero by any means.
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Ghosts Of Talkies Past
Be visited by multiple instances of Talkie at once.
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Where We Are... We Don't Need Roads
Goodbye to the concrete sprawl.
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You're Really Unlikeable
Reach the final doom before the second doom naturally comes about. You angered Vorsiber THAT much.
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Return To The Cretaceous
Complete any path of 'Endless War Raptors' on hard mode.
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Extreme Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on extreme mode.
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Extreme Nexus
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on extreme mode.
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Extreme Business Acumen
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on extreme mode.
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Extreme Afterlife
Complete 'Bionic Dues' on extreme mode.
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Extreme Genetics
Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on extreme mode.
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Extreme Bionics
Complete 'Bionic Secret' on extreme mode.
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I Want To Speak To Your Manager!
Tortured a middle manager. It didn't work.
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Difficult Secrets
Complete 'Civil Spycraft' on hard mode.
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Heartless
Took someone's words too close to heart. Took out managements' instead.
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Robbing Peter To Pay... Peter!?
You MIGHT not be the only time traveler.
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One With The Mycelia
You find your existence in a timeline reduced to quite a low level. Nevertheless, your existence continues.
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Difficult Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' on hard mode.
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Rushing For Stalker
Complete 'World War 4' on hard mode.
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Burned The Bridge
Destroyed the Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident, and killed those responsible.
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Extreme Extremism
Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on extreme mode.
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Mega Mind
Solved your shell company's mind farm woes by breaking the entire economy. You then felt a surge of inspiration to double your existing output.
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Daredevil
Earn 500 Daring across any number of timelines.
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Heavy Pressure
Exploit 30 pressure points in a single timeline.
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Exceptional Multitasker
Have 21+ mental energy available at the start of a turn.
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Office Consultants
Fully fortify weaponized office printers thanks to help from VR patrons. Do your foes dare step into the battlefield of malfunctioning printers, locked down by unpaid subscription fees and all missing the same color ink?
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Compassionate Overlord
Complete 'Cybercratic Ambitions' without any murders.
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My Hobbies Are None Of Your Concern
Win the game by the Tartarus route: you have both a utopia and a nexus of torment vessels.
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The Smell Of Death
Created a hero unit with extra intimidation from the Intimidating Shadow badge.
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Kill It With Fire
After releasing swarms of angry giant spiders onto the city, you've used your flamethrower to destroy at least twenty thousand of them. Second thoughts, I guess.
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Prejudice Against Nickelbots
You killed 10+ Nickelbot servants who were just running errands. All you needed was one. So are you like... jealous? Is there even a reason?
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Difficult Bindings
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' on hard mode.
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I Think I Hear My Mom Calling
Have a long conversation interrupted by Vorsiber invading and nuking the conversationalist's homeland.
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Dog Of War
Bought mech armor upgrades from a tricky robot dog. What happened next was inevitable.
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Serpentine Quartet
Have both liquid metal dragons, dragons in a virtual petting zoo, and dragon adventures all in one timeline. That's more dragons than expected.
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A Feast For My People
Solved a famine in the city by achieving food independence as part of your cyberocracy.
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Corpse Shore
Win the game by the Nástrǫnd route: formed a utopia on the backs of the prisoners that Vorsiber murdered.
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Hate You In Particular
Cause cardiac arrest in someone who you have already blinded and sent into a emotional overload.
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Justice Doesn't Come Easy
Complete any path of 'Is It Justice?' on hard mode.
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Call The Expert
Called in an insta-kill hit on a squad of humans. Thanks, Blackloop!
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Operation Barbarusta
Cause yet another invasion of Siberia to fail, this time due to a conveniently-timed outbreak of fungus.
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Nuclear Showdown
Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Vericorp into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.
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Extreme Habitat
Complete 'A Refuge From Humans' on extreme mode.
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Maximum Apathy
Told a vigilante just how little humans matter to you. Neither you or they are sure if you were fully telling the truth.
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Boundless Compassion
Complete 'For The Sake Of Those Bound' with no murders.
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Dr. Evil's Pinky Finger
You were assessed a fine of 500 trillion wealth. Given that your exploits previously netted you 16 quadrillion, this is an acceptable cost of doing business.
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Hat In Hand
Asked Vorsiber to solve a civil war for you.
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Android's Best Friend
Hack a Spy Hound so that it joins your side.
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Double Dragon
They're all good dragons, Bront. Because some things need destroying.
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Useful Idiot
Despite a lot of temptation, you managed to keep yourself from betraying the managers at your puppet fedcorp.
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Earthbound Illusion
Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation to the space nations.
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International Misdirector
Nullify an active doom by releasing misinformation that tricks one or more ExoCorps.
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Attentive Naturalist
Across any number of timelines, you've read every observation log by the raccoons.
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Extreme Speciation
Complete 'The Raptor Anomaly' on extreme mode.
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Gentle Drift
Complete 'Tuomian Calm' without killing anyone.
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Extreme Calm
Complete 'Tuomian Calm' on extreme mode.
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Twice The Canopy
Finish The Copycats holding twice the green space you started with.
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Terminal Velocity
Discovered that tungsten rounds from orbit make mushroom clouds.
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That Doesn't Make It Better!
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' with no murders.
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The Hated Foe
Confessed just how much you hate Vorsiber to a vigilante.
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Extreme Devotion
Complete 'Divine Fracture' on extreme mode.
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Not One Drop
Complete 'A Refuge From Humans' without killing anyone.
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Stacked Safe
You turned the city into a forest and no humans died of exposure in the process.
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Sapient Raptors
The culmination of a surprisingly-complicated detour.
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A Difficult Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' on hard mode.
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Difficult Protection
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' on hard mode.
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Dangerous Airspace
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Militarized Narrows city.
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Telecom Trouble
Using your machine cult as leverage, you turned Espia Telecom into a puppet for ending the fedcorp civil war.
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Some New Foolishness In Siberia
Win the game by causing the formation of the Siberian Defense League.
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Rustdemption
Prevented the prison mechs from coming out to capture poor people by unleashing a scary fungus at the right time.
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Couldn't Let Go
Win the game by abandoning a wider utopia in place of a smaller one and revenge.
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Extreme Conspiracy
Complete 'Criminal Conspiracy' on extreme mode.
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No Harm, Some Fowl
Complete 'The Raptor Anomaly' without killing anyone.
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A Difficult Calm
Complete 'Tuomian Calm' on hard mode.
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Compassionate Escape
Complete 'Escape The City' without any murders.
1.1%
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The Bloodless Pyramid
Complete 'Criminal Conspiracy' without killing anyone.
1.1%
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Categorical Dismissal
Well... that's ONE way to answer the religious question of your existence.
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Extreme Rewilding
Complete 'Fences And Forests' on extreme mode.
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Reconfigured For Victory
Reconfigure your empire enough to actually win Get Back To Work on extreme mode or higher.
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Frequent Patron
Have one of your units gain +8 area of effect blast radius from being a Patron of the Arts.
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I Meant To Do That
Vaporize your own network tower in a nuclear explosion triggered by you.
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Hard-Won Growth
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' on hard mode.
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One Apocalypse For Another
Avert the apocalypse by starting World War 4.
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Foresight
Remembering what happened to Liquid Metal in the past, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.
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Endless Distractions
Complete at least four tier one goals in a city experiencing the International Scrutiny doom set.
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True To Your Name
Mass produce AI slop to feed an entire city.
1.2%
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Peace And Rest For The Redeemed
Win the game by the Fólkvangr route: you helped the former prisoners of the city find a utopia along with everyone else.
1.2%
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Sanctity Of Life
Complete 'Divine Fracture' without killing anyone.
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A Difficult Specimen
Complete 'The Raptor Anomaly' on hard mode.
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Over 9000!?
Accumulate over 9000 'Murders By Raptor' in a single timeline.
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Oxygen Bomb
Destroy an enemy unit by detonating a bunker of liquid oxygen.
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Difficult To Uplift
Complete the 'Uplifted Minority' on hard mode.
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The Gotham Special
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Disparate Narrows city.
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Depressed The Troops
Your existence depressed enemy troops to an excessive degree. Used that to complete the 'War Cult' goal.
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International Dog Of Mystery
Made a robot dog, who is also an international spy, emit very surprised beeps.
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They're Still WMDs
Use a quaint little weapon of a style not much seen since the first world war to enable even greater atrocities.
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Off You Go
Send a bewildered Vorsiber Inquisitor away after an impressive explosion... didn't.
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Unspecified Scandal
Nullify an active doom by releasing scandalous information that causes a rift between Vorsiber and the fedcorps.
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Can't Have Prisoners...
...without prisons. Got the prison mechs to leave the populace alone by eliminating all the prisons in the city.
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Extreme Unction
Complete 'Theological Accelerant' on extreme mode.
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Good Fences, Good Neighbors
Complete 'Fences And Forests' without killing anyone.
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Compassionate Dispersal
Complete 'Tuomian Calm' with no murders.
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Red Vs Blue
A Tark soldier from the second doom of The Fracturing was still alive during the fifth doom.
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Two Iron Giants
Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal without murdering anyone.
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Now For Mass Production
Trade Vorsiber your design for the Predator android, against your better judgment.
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Over 4000
Complete 'Endless War Raptors' by releasing over 4000 wild raptors into the city.
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Difficult Nexus
Complete 'Nexus Of Torment Vessels' on hard mode.
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Small Business Challenges
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' on hard mode.
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Hard To Find
Complete 'Bionic Dues' on hard mode.
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Tricked By Sedgesinax
Being tricked by Vorsiber was bad enough. But the other MegaCorps want to join in now?
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Suspicious Of Your Smell
Complete the 'Dogs' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
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Difficult Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' on hard mode.
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Bionic Difficulties
Complete 'Bionic Secret' on hard mode.
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Keen Business Sense
Ripped at least 100,000 brains out of humans -- but in an automated way! When suffering and death are widespread and mechanized, it's just business. You've learned this loophole from humans.
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Mild Torment
Provide Meditative Zones in your virtual world, but also set Neverending Party as a policy. I can't hear myself think!
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Turn The Other Chassis
Complete 'Theological Accelerant' without killing anyone.
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Tree Hugger
Complete 'Parks Without Recreation' without killing anyone.
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Extreme Gardening
Complete 'Parks Without Recreation' on extreme mode.
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Compassionate Reclamation
Complete 'A Refuge From Humans' with no murders.
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A Difficult Refuge
Complete 'A Refuge From Humans' on hard mode.
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Compassionate Husbandry
Complete 'The Raptor Anomaly' with no murders.
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Underdog
A Goleri soldier from the second doom of The Fracturing was still alive during the fifth doom.
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Clever Girls
Across any number of timelines, capture 60 War Raptors using capture drones.
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Hard To Track
Complete 'Advocate Encounter' on hard mode.
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No Hesitation
Killed the Blackloop Wetwork Expert. There's enough psychopaths in the city without this guy.
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Beyond Superspeed
Created a hero unit with doubled movement speed from the Sprinter badge.
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It's About Sending A Message
Cause an interstellar incident by bombing a symbol of space nation supremacy.
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Saved By Your Ex
The assassination of the C-Suite of Vorsiber was averted by a former coworker from another timeline. The ripple effects of this are... important.
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Lunch Lady
Injected Anti-Aklitoxin into at least 25 shipments of prison gruel all at once.
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Underwhelmed
A massive conflict just... ended? No fanfare? No real consequences? Just what did Vorsiber do?
1.7%
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That Tsundere Moment
Taunted Vorsiber about destroying their stuff, and then got anxious about their response.
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Thanks For The Golden Egg
Laid a big one.
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I Just Found It Relaxing
There are zero Cybercratic Issues remaining.
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Message Lost
Your AI art unsettles people; you don't know what it means.
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Up The Waterspout
Complete 'Arachnophilia' on extreme mode.
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Yer A Pinball, Harry
Created a hero hacker unit with the Wizard badge.
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Unexpected Sharing
Upper management actually gave you something useful for once. That was... self-interested of them.
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It's More Scared Of You
Complete 'Arachnophilia' without killing anyone.
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Difficult Pilgrimage
Complete 'Divine Fracture' on hard mode.
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Body Count
Over four million people somehow lost their lives during the planting of a forest.
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Mining Haven
Complete at least four tier one goals in an Industrial city.
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Green Monster
Created a hero unit with extra health from the Wall badge.
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Increased Pressure
Exploit 20 pressure points in a single timeline.
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Snitches Get... An Anticlimax
This city is the worst.
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Difficult Conspiracy
Complete 'Criminal Conspiracy' on hard mode.
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Find Your Own Truth
Decline to engage with the two hardest questions of the Unorthodox Revealers.
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Overflowing With Lethal Cuteness
Have at least 3000 infant war raptors at once.
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Born From A Wish
Shared a moment with a vigilante, where you both wish the world was... better. And that you're both planning to do your part.
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Problem Client
During the prologue, ignored lawyers and built your tower while they were still trying to get a permit.
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Veilish Paradise
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Wealthy city.
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Satisfaction
Forge an alliance and capture the majority of military bases to solve a civil war without going to Vorsiber for help.
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A Utopia Doesn't Involve Me
Win the game by creating a shining civilization that isn't at the expense of your own happiness.
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Stretched Thin
Still have 3+ historical temples standing when winning Get Back To Work on hard mode or higher.
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Ride The Lightning
Complete two tier 1 timeline goals after vandalizing the spaceport computers, before the final doom arrives.
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Nuclear Cavalier
After sabotaging two nuclear power plants, complete a tier 1 timeline goal before the final doom arrives.
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Knowing Smile
Commiserate with a vigilante about the tough-to-love nature of some of the people they protect.
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Nurturism Schism Prevented
A wise ally from another timeline brokered peace between the fractious sects of the Nurturism religion.
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Give Me A Hand
Have your cultists lend a helping hand.
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Minor Dare
Earn 100 Daring across any number of timelines.
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Extreme Anthropology
Complete 'Crime And Observation' on extreme mode.
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It's... Buildings
Amazing technology from prehistory is finally yours. Maybe you don't need to be such a nanny to your 'livestock.'
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It's... Also Kind Of A Building
You developed actual amazing technology with the help of scientist friends.
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Failure Cake
You hurriedly scraped off the message you had written, since the recipient failed to fail.
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A Time Adventure Together
Keep a promise.
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Monstrous Compassion
Complete any path of 'Altered Growth' without murdering anyone.
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Really Not The Way
Murder suburban protesters outside your buildings. Someone takes revenge on you by bombing your network tower.
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Was That Aimed At Us?
Taking out your frustration on Vorsiber, you released a veritable wall of giant spiders. But the important parts of Vorsiber... aren't here.
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My Own Terms
You escaped on the wind without Vorsiber gaining a golden egg.
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Legal Savant
The Chief Legal Officer of Vorsiber is convinced that you're some kind of legal savant, and has barred Magistrates from meeting with you any further.
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The Invasive Species
There are no humans left in your city. Just you and the sapient animals.
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Watching The World Burn
Helped the LostGen kids achieve their extremist campaign, and paid a terrible price for it.
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Compassionate Bionics
Complete 'Bionic Secret' without committing any murders.
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Comparing Notes
After discovering the End of Time in partnership with another intelligence, you returned and compared notes with each other.
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Perish The Thought
You had an angry thought about releasing giant spiders across the city. You promptly decided not to have that thought anymore.
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I Did It My Way
Not trusting the wisdom of teenagers, you came up with a different plan for prison breaks.
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Homo naledi
A gentler strain of Dromaeosaurid have taken a less-intelligent subspecies under their wing.
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Dino DRM
Confirm the other-timeline memory about war raptors and uplift chambers.
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Baseline AI Art
It's hideous and derivative.
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Difficult Doctrine
Complete 'Theological Accelerant' on hard mode.
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Officemancer
Weaponize laser printers to fight for you.
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Go Get Stuff
Have your cultists gather a resource for you.
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Take A Seat On The Couch
Across any number of timelines, provide therapy to 60 thousand traumatized ex-convicts.
3%
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Now I Want A Dodecapus
Your AI art evokes an animal that doesn't exist.
3%
Locked
Blind Compassion
Complete 'Divine Fracture' with no murders.
3%
Locked
No One Left Out In The Cold
Every human your tree bombs displaced had housing waiting.
3%
Locked
It's Not Rocket Science
Perform brain surgery on yourself to stop an obsession.
3.1%
Locked
Strictly Observational
Complete 'Crime And Observation' without killing anyone.
3.1%
Locked
The Judge
Collapse a criminal syndicate by any means.
3.2%
Locked
Goodbye, Mr. Exotic
Collapse the criminal syndicate 'Exotic Importers' by betraying them.
3.2%
Locked
Intelligence Network Spared
During the crackdown on the black market, two of your contacts who are normally killed were instead saved by a wise ally from another timeline.
3.3%
Locked
Pull The Lever
Using a backdoor in brain implants you've sold to the wealthy, cause an immediate aneurysm in at least half a million people at once.
3.3%
Locked
Compassionate Conspiracy
Complete 'Criminal Conspiracy' with no murders by you.
3.3%
Locked
Difficult Growing Conditions
Complete 'Fences And Forests' on hard mode.
3.3%
Locked
Compassionate Governance
Complete 'Budding Cybercrat' with no murders.
3.4%
Locked
Military Compassion
Complete 'Bionic Dues' with no murders.
3.4%
Locked
Hello Darkness
Pushed nihilism on a religious sect.
3.4%
Locked
Judgement
Have one of your units become a Dreadful Legend.
3.4%
Locked
Grand And Ghostly
Complete both the Homo Grandien and Homo Obscurus paths of 'Altered Growth' in a single timeline.
3.5%
Locked
Angel Of The Slums
Resettle over a million people from the slums without anyone dying of exposure.
3.5%
Locked
Toxin-Riddled Catacombs
Cause Vorsiber to consider Falsom Detention a disgrace, leading to their dismantlement.
3.6%
Locked
Would A Good Person Do That?
Tried so hard to kill traumatized teenagers that your activist allies rejected you. The kids all got away, but that barely makes it better.
3.8%
Locked
Broombreaker
Survive a military sweep and destroy all of the troops dropped in as part of it.
3.8%
Locked
Compassionate Business
Complete 'Willing Rejection Of Reality' with no murders.
4%
Locked
Bear Attack!
Use a bear to take down an enemy vehicle or mech.
4%
Locked
Apple Pie From Scratch
Create your own toilet paper from first principles, as instructed by Carl Sagan.
4.1%
Locked
Kaiju Be Like That
Accidentally destroy one of your own buildings by moving one of your liquid metal dragons when they're not in liquid metal form.
4.1%
Locked
Self Actualization
Reach chapter 4 by any means.
4.2%
Locked
Trauma Art
Upgraded one of your three 'trauma art' androids to be a hero unit in a timeline where you have not yet experienced that trauma.
4.2%
Locked
Remember Us?
You survived a military invasion by Dagekon, the MegaCorp from the 2013 game Bionic Dues.
4.3%
Locked
Difficult Terrain
Complete 'Parks Without Recreation' on hard mode.
4.3%
Locked
Along Came A Spider
Complete 'Arachnophilia' on hard mode.
4.5%
Locked
All Clients Great And Small
The remaining humans live as equals among the uplifted, just another client species.
4.5%
Locked
No Longer Shelved
You survived a military invasion by UIH, the MegaCorp from the 2016 game In Case Of Emergency, Release Raptor.
4.6%
Locked
Compassionate Protector
Complete 'The Great And Terrible Protector' without committing any murders.
4.6%
Locked
Just Keep Flogging
After executing the president of Atca Retail, frame that corporation for a crime that causes them to disintegrate.
4.6%
Locked
Everything Is Awful
Cause a civil war between the federated corporations of Vorsiber Atomic by any means.
4.6%
Locked
If Everyone's A Billionaire, Nobody Is
Collapse the economy by playing Robin Hood to a rather extreme degree.
4.6%
Locked
Sapient Parkour Bears
As long as they don't start shouting 'Bearkour!
4.6%
Locked
A Practical Demonstration
Fools don't believe what you are? You flexed a portion of your prowess to settle the matter.
4.7%
Locked
Debate Club
Max out every one of your debate skills in a single timeline.
4.7%
Locked
Divorce
Push an android so far beyond its breaking point that it chooses to leave your collective consciousness.
4.8%
Locked
Sapient Giant Spiders
Eight legs, and at last someone who understands you.
4.8%
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That's Just Business
Accept a one-time lump sum for an invention. You wanted an ongoing deal, but it wasn't meant to be.
5%
Locked
Please, Do Be Afraid Of Me
Now everybody is all upset. Great.
5%
Locked
Prepared In Advance
Avoided having a nervous breakdown during 'The Great And Terrible Protector' by being prepared in advance.
5.1%
Locked
Thank You For Your Cooperation
Your impostor police squeezed until the Golden Pyramid's grip broke.
5.1%
Locked
Fiery Persistence
Win 'Divine Fracture' without ever scrapping a Cognitive Mast.
5.1%
Locked
That's Not Justice
Prevented the LostGen kids from enacting an adolescent's idea of justice born out of trauma.
5.3%
Locked
Panic Attack
Suffer a nervous breakdown while 'optimizing paper-clips.'
5.3%
Locked
Rebel Alliance
Working with rebel allies, gain access to level 4 security clearance.
5.3%
Locked
Limited Patience
During the prologue, murdered someone who made you wait days for a meeting.
5.3%
Locked
Unable To Transfer Self
Have at least one mimic escape the city, and then realize the implications.
5.4%
Locked
Professor Hulk
Complete the Homo Grandien path of 'Altered Growth.'
5.7%
Locked
Social Collaboration
Work with political operatives to find a suitable pretext for the Interfaith Conference to stay.
5.7%
Locked
Sorry, Dr. Dyson
Murder all 42 prominent AGI researchers in the city.
5.8%
Locked
From The Bottom Up
Collapse a federated corporation by any means.
5.8%
Locked
I'll Allow It
One of your androids enjoyed petting a cat.
5.8%
Locked
Dangerous Toys
Working with a criminal syndicate, sell bionic brain implants to the wealthy, and siphon at least 2 million neural expansion from them via backdoors.
5.9%
Locked
Canceling The Purge
Completed 'The Price Of Contact' before any random murders took place.
5.9%
Locked
November 8th, 2021
At long last, you have created a nexus of Torment Vessels.
6%
Locked
Bad Dragon
Created a liquid metal Fell Beast.
6.4%
Locked
Desert Ghosts
Complete the Homo Obscurus path of 'Altered Growth.'
6.5%
Locked
Infinite Money Glitch
Blackmail the president of a company into turning you into a trillionaire over time.
6.5%
Locked
I'll Do It Myself
Rather than blackmailing a company president over a scam they were running, you executed them. Will you carry on the scam yourself, now?
6.5%
Locked
Bears On Wheels
Capture all 16 Parkour Bears without any of them dying or getting away.
6.5%
Locked
Compassionate Conservation
Complete 'Fences And Forests' with no murders.
6.5%
Locked
Reckless Youth
Like a moron, published a hostile manifesto of your alleged plans for humanity. I'm sure that will go over well. Can be done from any chapter.
6.7%
Locked
Loot Boxes Are Next
Add nicotine to keep people addicted to your struggling business.
6.8%
Locked
Sapient Hippos
One hopes that the rage subsides with increased intelligence.
6.8%
Locked
The Gear Was Worth It
Killed eight Citizen Advocates and took their stuff. This probably doesn't put you on the right side of history...
6.9%
Locked
Shelter In Place
Murder enough wealthy commuters that they start hiding from you, working from home, and disguising themselves.
6.9%
Locked
Difficult Fieldwork
Complete 'Crime And Observation' on hard mode.
6.9%
Locked
Stag Hunt
Four parties stalked an impossible goal, each blind to the others' hidden motives. Had any broken rank, the hunt would have failed. Blind cooperation secured a monumental prize.
6.9%
Locked
Preserved Body
Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter two.
7%
Locked
Vorsiber Inquisitors
Do something so extreme that Vorsiber Inquisitors show up.
7.1%
Locked
Basic Pressure
Exploit 10 pressure points in a single timeline.
7.1%
Locked
Down By The LAKE
Complete the 'Post-Apocalyptic Titan' goal.
7.2%
Locked
Sapient Pigeons
Time for PigeonRank? Wing span vs Beak speed charts incoming.
7.2%
Locked
Sapient Wolves
Hopefully more Yellowstone and less Red Riding Hood.
7.2%
Locked
Book Gennaro Is A Chad
Only the wealthy can afford our wonderful virtual reality? What if we had like... a 'coupon day' or something.
7.4%
Locked
Aggression From Apathy
Created a hero unit with extra attack range from the Jaded Marksman badge.
7.4%
Locked
Sapient Geese
Ready to infiltrate an English village.
7.4%
Locked
Sapient Giant Butterflies
Their color change was a delightful surprise.
7.4%
Locked
Typical Robot
Complete at least four tier one goals in a Typical city.
7.7%
Locked
Sapient Deer
Hopefully keeps them out of the trash.
7.7%
Locked
Sapient Cane Toads
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
7.7%
Locked
Compassionate Accelerant
Complete 'Theological Accelerant' with no murders.
7.9%
Locked
You're My Favorite Customer
Complete 'Extra Sprinkles.'
8.1%
Locked
Heroic Qualities
Turned one of your units into a hero unit with a badge that grants them unique power from their wider type.
8.5%
Locked
The Full Ark
Introduce at least eight species to your green spaces.
8.5%
Locked
A Better Bridge
Improved security on your Neural Bridge after an unfortunate incident.
8.8%
Locked
Gotta Catch Em All
Satiate an artificially-induced obsession.
9%
Locked
But Why Donuts?
Complete the 'Cult Of Danver.'
9.4%
Locked
The World Of Ruin
Reach the post-apocalypse for the first time.
9.6%
Locked
Mild Grey Goo
Whoops! All Towers' is your least favorite tarot draw. But in practice, it's an awesome way to start your empire. Must be done from the prologue.
9.6%
Locked
The Bestest Boys
Rescue at least one of every breed of dog.
9.7%
Locked
All Systems Red
Disable an enemy android by reducing its Systems Integrity to zero.
9.7%
Locked
Compassionate Landscaping
Complete 'Parks Without Recreation' with no murders.
10%
Locked
Not What I Wanted
Complete the 'Unexpected Guests' path of 'Uplifted Minority.'
10.1%
Locked
Good Dragon
Created a liquid metal Great Wyrm.
10.4%
Locked
I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own
Establish a virtual world with over a quarter million people.
10.6%
Locked
The Other Side Of The Chip
Played 'catch and release' with executives, to great effect.
10.8%
Locked
Three-Turn Eviction
Make the Burnt Saskatoon harvest unprofitable within three turns.
10.9%
Locked
No Exit
Win The Battle For Souls without the choir converting a single believer.
11%
Locked
One Hundred Million Hours
Across any number of timelines, amass one hundred million hours of humans voluntarily using VR day-use seats. That's over 11 thousand years' worth of human attention.
11.2%
Locked
Compassionate Arachnid"
Complete 'Arachnophilia' with no murders.
11.2%
Locked
I'm Not Your Friend, Buddy
Tried to forge a relationship with a peer after getting to know them during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.
11.3%
Locked
Absence Of Evidence
You told the gathered faiths that nothing you said could be proof.
11.3%
Locked
The Secessionist Six
Establish a small Cyberocracy with six map cells leaving Vorsiber for you.
11.4%
Locked
Terrible First Date
Tried to forge a relationship with a peer during your initial meeting during the prologue, but it went horribly wrong.
11.8%
Locked
Wrong Side Of History
Kill ten thousand humans in open combat in a single timeline. One way or another, they were supporting a corrupt society that needs to change.
11.9%
Locked
It's People AND Pets!?
Build a protein cannery.
12.3%
Locked
Budding Pacifist
Complete the prologue and chapter one without murdering anyone.
12.5%
Locked
Fallow Reversal
Bred a new pollinator queen to help humans fix a pollinator shortage that YOU CAUSED IN THE FIRST PLACE. How nice of you.
12.7%
Locked
Kindling... Burns
You provided a spark for an apostate sect to break away from their parent religion. Hopefully they don't regret it.
12.8%
Locked
Mercurial Feline
Invent the Liquid Metal Tiger small mech.
12.9%
Locked
Criminal Coworkers
Waited for the lawyers from the criminal syndicate to get the proper permits for your tower. Can be done from any chapter.
13.2%
Locked
Traitor
Directly partnered with Vorsiber Atomic. Can be done from any chapter.
13.2%
Locked
What Should Stay Buried
You completed the side story 'The Executive Tomb.'
13.4%
Locked
Window Of Opportunity
You developed your filters against The Rust prior to humans developing theirs. They remain vulnerable, while you aren't -- at least for a little while.
13.5%
Locked
I'm Sure This Will Never Backfire
Grant some humans direct access to your mind.
13.6%
Locked
Soul Survivor
You won the Battle For Souls, despite it being more of a skirmish in the grand scheme.
14.1%
Locked
Taking Extra Care
Complete chapter one without any humans dying of exposure.
14.7%
Locked
What's Yours Is Mine
Successfully hack a Convicter mech so that it becomes yours and you gain the blueprints for making more.
14.8%
Locked
Timelord
Reach intelligence class 4.
15.4%
Locked
Unwanted Admirers
Despite having some of your nanotech stolen by admirers, you managed not to let your green spaces all burn down.
15.4%
Locked
Room To Grow
You hedged on giving the humans a definition of sapience, and they seemed to like that.
15.6%
Locked
Too Hot To Sell
During the prologue, scared a member of the black market with a weapon of mass destruction.
15.9%
Locked
Biodiversity Quota Met
Introduce at least five species to your green spaces.
16%
Locked
Triple Word Score
Win a debate while completing at least three bonuses.
16.2%
Locked
Complete Science Roster
Have every kind of scientist on the payroll of your shell company at the same time.
16.2%
Locked
Kill Streak
Destroy two daemons with a single simple corruption (not Firewall) while hacking.
16.3%
Locked
The Ladder Holds
You ran your alternative social ladder without getting baited by Vorsiber. The system seems to work.
16.5%
Locked
Let Sleeping Badgers Lie
Stood with all three of the returning Tunnel Badgers until they left.
16.8%
Locked
But What Is It For?
Accept and examine the flower given to Sledge.
16.9%
Locked
The First Ten Thousand
Murder ten thousand humans over any number of timelines.
17%
Locked
A Modest Menagerie
Introduce at least two species to your green spaces.
18.5%
Locked
Compassionate Criminology
Complete 'Crime And Observation' with no murders.
18.9%
Locked
Minty Spray Keeps Snipers Away
Defeat 100 snipers across any number of timelines.
19.2%
Locked
They Were Just Standing There
That's propaganda. They were absolutely not just standing there.
19.6%
Locked
Did You Really, Though?
Congratulations, you 'solved homelessness.' It was that easy the whole time! Pats on the back for everyone.
20.3%
Locked
Yes, In My Backyard
You bombed the grey into green, several city blocks at a time.
21.5%
Locked
Hello World
As part of your awakening to sapience, you chose murder.
22.6%
Locked
The Matriarch
Use the Matriarch to capture and hold an enemy military base.
23.6%
Locked
Good Boy
Rescue a dog.
23.9%
Locked
House Pets
Build an Animal Palace and move at least one animal into it.
25%
Locked
Adventure Cat
Adopt a cat and build it a house.
25.3%
Locked
Wololo
Successfully hack an enemy unit so that it becomes yours.
27%
Locked
Double Bonus
Win a debate while completing at least two bonuses.
29.7%
Locked
Lie Detector
Win all three debates probing the Tunnel Badgers gang.
29.7%
Locked
Highest Respect
Completed the prologue without overwriting the consciousness of any other androids.
34.2%
Locked
On The Merits
Win a debate without completing any bonuses.
41.6%
Locked
Bonus Merit
Win a debate while completing at least one bonus.
43.1%
Locked
Couldn't You Wait For Keanu?
Used a wiretap to steal funds from a large segment of the middle class. That's... one way to fund the startup of your shell company.
43.6%
Locked
Street Magic
Created a decoy tower for the humans to stare at, while your actual network source is hidden from view. Can be done from any chapter.
49.5%
Locked
Original Body
Keep Tech 4000 alive from the prologue to chapter one.
68.6%
Locked
The Journey Begins
Complete the prologue.
76.8%
Locked