Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
The Face
Playtime
2.2h
Completed
Oct 27, 2026
Achievements
7/24
29.2% complete
All Achievements
Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
31.9%
Jul 4, 2015
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
24.2%
Jul 4, 2015
Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
53.3%
Jun 29, 2015
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
38.1%
Jun 29, 2015
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
51.4%
Jun 29, 2015
Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
66%
Jun 29, 2015
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
39.2%
Jun 20, 2015
Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
14.3%
Locked
Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
14.4%
Locked
Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
15.6%
Locked
Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
23.6%
Locked
Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
24.1%
Locked
DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
31.7%
Locked
Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
35%
Locked
A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
35.3%
Locked
Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
37.1%
Locked
Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
37.1%
Locked
Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
39.8%
Locked
Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
40.2%
Locked
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
41.8%
Locked
Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
45.5%
Locked
Breaking The Mold
47.7%
Locked
But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
48.4%
Locked
Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
49.7%
Locked