Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
The Face
Playtime
3.3h
Completed
Oct 27, 2026
Achievements
2/18
11.1% complete
All Achievements
I Know Insults!
Play the basic tutorial.
62%
Jan 5, 2019
Mic Drop
Win your first argument.
68.7%
May 30, 2018
Say No More
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
1%
Locked
The Number of The Beast
Mention Satan 66 times.
1.1%
Locked
Family Matters
Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
1.3%
Locked
No, You Are
Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
1.4%
Locked
It's Elementary
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
1.5%
Locked
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
1.5%
Locked
Sparking Controversy
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
2.1%
Locked
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
2.2%
Locked
It Gets Boring After An Hour
Play more than 100 duels.
2.4%
Locked
What Are You Doing in England?
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
2.7%
Locked
Classic
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
5.3%
Locked
Don't Tell a Soul
Unlock a secret character.
8.2%
Locked
The B Word
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
8.3%
Locked
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
22.1%
Locked
It's Getting Crowded
Unlock two additional characters.
27.3%
Locked
Learn The Meaning of Life
Complete the Insulting Tournament.
32.4%
Locked