McPixel 3
Haku
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3.6h played
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Playtime
3.6h
Completed
Oct 30, 2026
Achievements
0
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Diligent
It's actually quicker this way too.
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That's all of them!
Poor dudes!
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Why did you break it?
Someone's gonna need it!
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There is nothing else!
You have found all gags in the world!
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And this is how I met him...
Pants down best looking guy in town!
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Better call Sos!
He knows all the solutions!
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Babies are evil!
But aren't we all?
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You can p** the dog
Can I get a retweet for this?
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Throw it all away!
Way to go!
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DJs don't stage dive, you maniac!
Why would you do that?
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That was unnecessary.
At least you got an achievement, tho.
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Can I get an 'amen'?
No? Ok.
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Pee my ride!
Full of gold!
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Uno, dos, tres
Quattro!
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Do the worm!
Yes!
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You got hit by a smooth golden bar!
You are now worthy
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Take this on your way down!
Down low!
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Express elevator!
Bye!
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Stop beating my game!
Heeey!
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Achievement Number 1
Congratulations!
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Date poacher!
At least it worked!
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Are we there yet?
No.
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Mom, I'm not a fish anymore!
It was just a phase!
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Ok, bye!
Weeeeeee!
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The defendant is ready!
Objection!
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Why did you pick this up?
You know what this is, right?
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This is fishy!
Need to investigate!
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This is my missile!
It has been marked!
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Take care of your eyeballs!
Unless you have eyeballs of steel!
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Barbeque in my pants!
It's hot!
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Everybody clap!
That's a good landing!
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What's your goal there?
Eh?
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The bar for this dive was high!
It was a high dive bar to overcome!
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Way to go!
Feels like the end of the world
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Awww, you didn't have to!
Must've been love!
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Touchdown!
Wait, wrong sports!
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Not THAT game!
What's the word?
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Closing the gap!
Baby steps!
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BURP
CLOSED
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Imma just hide in the corner
Wait for this to blow over
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Clear the path!
And get on it!
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You're a snack!
...for workgroups!
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Please don't come again!
Ouch!
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You have a right to remain silent!
It's only fair!
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Back my fish up!
Pow!
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Keep your feet on the ground!
Or are you burnt out already?
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You won't make it back in time.
Not a chance.
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Yes
This is the correct thing to do.
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Right in the jimmy!
It was in self defense!
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BRB, gotta catch the train!
It's a bullet-time-train!
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Giving up is a virtue!
And worth it sometimes too!
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It's pants time!
Wow!
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I understand!
It's the language of my people!
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Is there candy inside?
One way to find out!
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It's my car!
Gotta make sure it smells like it!
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Shoot'em up!
Wait, that's not what it's called!
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Wrong wire!
Sorry, you messed up.
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What I always wanted to be when I grow up!
No human, no worries!
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Thanks for waiting!
You shouldn't have!
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My people need me!
And worst of all, I'm late for work!
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My car is so pushy
Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around!
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Well done!
Congratulations!
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I love computers
So good
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The funniest joke in the world
It even tells you when to laugh!
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Now that's a danger noodle
With a case of nuclear munchies!
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I can't believe you've done that!
He was sleeping!
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Manual trasmission chopper!
They don't make them like they used to!
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Let some fresh air in!
Like that one roommate who always opens the window!
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What what?
Where did it go?
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Forbidden love!
Ahh, will they ever be together?
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Slay the lamb!
It will bring upon destruction!
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I peed your pants.
WHAT?
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Made it all the way!
And what for?
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Ice Swimming!
It's the new cool thing!
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Food thief!
The food belongs to the colony!
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I command this caterpillar!
Go and search for fake money!
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Hello World!
I drew this!
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You can't hitch a bus!
Or can you?
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The birth of a salary man
Born to work (aren't we all?)
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McPixel is mom now!
Free range mom, too!
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All gags you can eat!
You found them!
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Nuclear dumpster diving!
What can we find here?
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You scared it!
You monster!
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Learn to love!
That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!)
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Dead end!
Haha!
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CGAWAVE
It's the new best thing!
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Do you have a spare asteroid?
I might be addicted.
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It's good to be short!
But not always!
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The day is saved!
Yay!
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Beat dude with another dude!
Where's my dude, dude?
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Peealot
Peeing upside down since 2012!
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Red Herring
It worked!
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Poop goes ploop!
Ploop!
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