King Of The Castle
Haku
Playtime
3h
Completed
Oct 30, 2026
Achievements
0/68
0% complete
All Achievements
Cheney'd
0.4%
Locked
Whoops
0.4%
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No Fun Allowed
In one reign, you banned jousting, hunting, and gladiatorial combat.
0.4%
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Ranicide
0.4%
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Tricentennial
You followed a single Dynasty for over 300 years!
0.4%
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Come At Me Bro
You went to war with 3 different countries in a single reign.
0.4%
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Holier Than Thou
You were the target of a religious uprising in the Grandees' Fervour Scheme.
0.5%
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Kirth-Crossed Lovers
You married Oreid.
0.5%
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Making Notes
You introduced paper currency to the Kingdom.
0.5%
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Odd Throuple
0.5%
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Gloriana
0.6%
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Scraping By
You won the game with less than 300 gold in your Treasury.
0.7%
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The Shape of Water
You married the Finfolk Prince.
0.7%
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Dancing Queen
0.8%
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As Old as the Hills
0.8%
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O Captain, My Captain
You recruited Oreid to fight for you in a rebellion.
0.8%
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Too Good to be True
All those pretty promises turned out to be lies in the Counts' Ascension Scheme.
0.9%
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Evicted
You were kicked out of the Palace because of the Patricians' Monopoly Scheme.
0.9%
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Got That Booty
You married the Pirate Queen.
0.9%
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No Fear
0.9%
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BOOM
You were exploded in the Barons' Gunpowder Scheme.
1%
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Hail of Bullets
Guns proved mightier than spears in the Barons' Gunpowder Scheme.
1%
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Drowned in Debt
You ended up owing more than you could pay in the Patricians' Conspiracy Scheme.
1%
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Sellout
You became a corporate mascot thanks to the Patricians' Monopoly Scheme.
1%
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Heresy Intensifies
You were accused of heresy as part of the Grandees' Witch Hunt Scheme.
1%
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Permabanned
You were kicked off the throne as part of the Grandees' Excommunication Scheme.
1.1%
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Unhappy Hour
You were killed by an unlikely miracle at the end of the Grandees' Fervour Scheme.
1.1%
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Sacrificial Lamb
You were sacrificed in a pagan ritual.
1.3%
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Joust Desserts
You won a jousting tournament while in disguise.
1.3%
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Out with the Old
You were made obsolete by the Barons' Modernization Scheme.
1.4%
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As Was Foretold
You met your inevitable fate thanks to the Chiefs' Prophecy Scheme.
1.4%
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Only the Beginning
You were offered something better than a throne in the Counts' Ascension Scheme.
1.4%
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Nine-Tenths of the Law
Your body became host to a demon in the Counts' Possession Scheme.
1.4%
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A Rocky Friendship
You hired a Troldenfolk as your helper.
1.4%
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Twisted Firestarter
1.4%
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Roasted, Toasted, Burnt
You were burnt at the stake. Ouch!
1.5%
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Chief Mouser
You hired the Colonel.
1.6%
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The Swamp Drains You
Your reign was ruined by the Patricians' Corruption Scheme.
1.6%
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Toot Toot
Odheld's horn heralded your downfall in the Chiefs' Hornblower Scheme.
1.7%
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Coup d'État
You were replaced by a charismatic general thanks to the Barons' Propaganda Scheme.
1.8%
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Without a Hitch
You fled your wedding and left your betrothed at the altar.
1.8%
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Might Makes Right
You were brought forcefully to heel as part of the Intimidation Scheme.
2%
Locked
Saving for a Rainy Day
You won the game with 6000 gold or more in your Treasury.
2%
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Diabolus Ex Machina
A demon ended your reign thanks to the Counts' Blood Ritual Scheme.
2.1%
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Below Your Station
You married your lowborn childhood sweetheart.
2.1%
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The Sceptre of Sages
You won the game by recovering the Sceptre of Sages.
2.3%
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Fee Fi Fo Fum
The giants ended your reign thanks to the Chiefs' Ragnarok Scheme.
2.3%
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Snakes in the Grass
Your advisors were replaced as part of the Subterfuge Scheme.
2.3%
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Can't Get No Respect
You suffered a Game Over due to losing all Authority.
2.3%
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Seeing Double
You were replaced as part of the Doppelganger Scheme.
2.4%
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Sainthood
You won the game by becoming a living saint.
2.5%
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By Right of Conquest
You won the game by defeating the Ashmedean Empire in a war.
2.6%
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Sic Semper Tyrannis
You won the game by becoming a fearsome tyrant.
2.7%
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Penny Pincher
3%
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Divorce Be With You
Your marriage ended in divorce.
3%
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Am I The Baddie?
3.1%
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Beloved by the People
You won the game by becoming beloved by the common folk.
3.4%
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Cry Havoc
You suffered a Game Over due to losing all Stability.
3.7%
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Keeping Your Head
You defeated a rebellion that rose against you.
4.1%
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Empire of Whispers
You won the game by establishing an impenetrable spy network.
4.3%
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Ready To Kingle
You chose to remain single throughout your reign.
5.1%
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Vive la Révolution
You were overthrown by a rebellion.
5.2%
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AAWOOOOO
6.3%
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Meet the New Boss
You continued your Dynasty for the first time.
6.5%
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Guards! Guards!
You got your Honour Guard killed in the line of duty.
8.1%
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Fresh Heir
You chose an Heir to your throne.
25%
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Holy Matrimony
You got married.
33.3%
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Crowning Achievement
You attended your coronation.
40.5%
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