Desert Child
Haku
Playtime
6.6h
Completed
Oct 30, 2026
Achievements
0/23
0% complete
All Achievements
Hello, this is Pablo
Achieve max notoriety, the rank of Pablo Escobar.
2.5%
Locked
Bean Machine
Eat all the bean types
2.9%
Locked
Vicious
Fend off the police without being shot.
2.9%
Locked
THIS is REAL fun
Chill for over an hour
2.9%
Locked
Do you reckon Metro's is this good every week?
Have a bad trip. Race on 4 stacks of strange beans.
3%
Locked
The Martian is a bad movie
Survive a full month on Mars.
3.2%
Locked
Tony Jones
Buy every newspaper
3.5%
Locked
Smarter than smoking
Never buy cigarettes.
3.5%
Locked
Good morning videogames!
Start a new game plus
3.8%
Locked
C.R.E.A.M.
Phone mom for a loan
3.9%
Locked
The stones on this guy
Attempt to race with over 75% damage and hunger
4.1%
Locked
Root Vegetables
Beat the game
4.2%
Locked
Moriyama-san
Complete your record collection
4.2%
Locked
The absolute madman
Equip more than 30 power cells to a bike
4.2%
Locked
Old
Have over $9000
4.8%
Locked
Mr. Bean
Eat 5 bean types.
4.9%
Locked
1991
Collect all the secret tapes
5%
Locked
Nice
Have 69% hunger.
5.6%
Locked
Aquaman talks to water, not fish
Buy fish from the fishermen
7.8%
Locked
Well... this is low
Successfully rob a bike on the street
9.2%
Locked
I’m the Lebanese Rambo!
Eat a snack pack without throwing up
9.3%
Locked
World’s fastest pizza
Take a pizza delivery job.
10.4%
Locked
Two Baboons at once
Destroy two enemies at the same time
39.7%
Locked