Cash Cleaner Simulator
evilmessiah
Playtime
20.5h
Completed
Oct 27, 2026
Achievements
7/26
26.9% complete
All Achievements
Made It, Ma!
Reach reputation level 25. Started from the bottom. Flexing at the top.
45.7%
Jun 23, 2025
Rainmaker
Purchase the holy grail of flex: the moneygun.
32.1%
Jun 23, 2025
Blockbuster
Wrap a full money block in plastic.
42.1%
Jun 23, 2025
Money to Burn
Set $100,000 on fire. Could’ve funded an indie game. But hey — watching it burn is art too.
26.1%
Jun 22, 2025
Cut to the Chase
63.8%
Jun 20, 2025
Oinkvestment
Send your first deposit to the Piggy Bank.
73.6%
Jun 20, 2025
Strapped In
Create a proper strapped money pack like a real pro.
97.2%
Jun 9, 2025
Foam Party for One
Remove every type of stain using foam at the workbench. Guest list: you. Dress code: spotless. And unlike most parties, this one ends without a mess.
3.6%
Locked
Heads or Tales
Fill the compendium with every type of coin. Chance writes the tale. You wrote the ending.
3.8%
Locked
Detective
Find all UV images. Apparently, ultraviolet makes everything confess.
4.1%
Locked
A Perfect Pair
Buy a second speaker. One for the grind, one for the unwind.
8.4%
Locked
Exhibit M
Complete the compendium of marked bills. Some people collect art. You collect evidence.
10.2%
Locked
Notes of Anarchy
Own every piece of rebellious currency art.
10.9%
Locked
Roll Call
Assemble your first coin roll. From pocket chaos to perfect formation.
11.6%
Locked
Slam Dunk Kingpin
11.7%
Locked
Order of the Hundreds
Complete 100 orders. At this point, you don’t need a medal. You need a union.
13.8%
Locked
Index Zero
Attach your first warehouse label. Sticking with progress. Because order doesn’t organize itself.
14.5%
Locked
Out of Bounds
14.7%
Locked
Marked and Muted
Sort 1,000 marked bills using the bill sorter. Some bills scream “trap”. You shut them up.
17.2%
Locked
Small Change, Big Order
Sort 1,000 coins using the coin sorter. Big results often come from small change.
17.3%
Locked
Express Delivery
Send $1,000,000 through your shady delivery network. One million reasons not to ask for a tracking number.
20.2%
Locked
Purr Agreement
20.9%
Locked
Quantum Catastrophe
21.8%
Locked
Laundromat Inc.
Use a coin to wash your stuff in the industrial washer. Insert coin. Eject crisp cash and absolutely zero regret.
22%
Locked
Certified Ending Enthusiast
Complete the story and reach an ending. Play it once. Overthink it forever.
31.6%
Locked
Goal Met, Pig Fed
Hit your savings milestone. All oinks aside — well done.
35.1%
Locked