LORT
Nitang
Playtime
1.3h
HLTB
~8h main
Achievements
3/52
5.8% complete
Rare unlocked
Goblin Dundee’d
82.6% of players
G'Day Mate
89.1% of players
Welcome to LORT
94.3% of players
All Achievements
Goblin Dundee’d
Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside.
83.5%
Feb 2, 2026
G'Day Mate
Encounter the boss of the Hilly Billy Countryside.
89.3%
Feb 2, 2026
Welcome to LORT
Die for the first time.
92.8%
Feb 2, 2026
LORTgrinder: Marcus
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
0.1%
Locked
LORTlord: Blastin' Blessings
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury on Legend.
0.7%
Locked
LORTgrinder: Cliff
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Cliff Bowman.
0.8%
Locked
LORTlord: Leapin' Legend
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone on Legend.
0.8%
Locked
LORTlord: Burly Bullseye
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman on Legend.
0.9%
Locked
LORTlord: Hard-Asstrid
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore on Legend.
1%
Locked
LORTgrinder: Glitz
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Astrid Glitzgore.
1.1%
Locked
LORTgrinder: Croak
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
1.2%
Locked
Epic Win
Pick up 100 Epic power-ups! Very Cringe.
1.3%
Locked
LORTlord: Fire Spitter
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington on Legend.
1.4%
Locked
LORTgrinder: Burn
Defeat 10,000 enemies as Bernie Blazington.
1.6%
Locked
360 No Scope
Kill 200 enemies with Sipper's Sledge.
2%
Locked
Curse-Cleaner
Defeat the Curse of LORT on Legend.
2.3%
Locked
Bonez-Breaker
Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin on Legend.
2.4%
Locked
Monsta Mash
Grab a Monsta Hamma from one of the Chugga Chug Order's taverns, the giant barrel one in Bonezone Basin.
2.4%
Locked
Null and Void
Kill 200 enemies with Thunder, Wand of the Wattseeker.
2.5%
Locked
Bolted On
Kill 200 enemies with Regular Crossbow.
2.6%
Locked
LORTmaster: Faith & Fury
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Marcus T. Fury.
2.8%
Locked
Knife to Meet You
Kill 200 enemies with Blinkblades.
2.8%
Locked
Ronin Around
Defeat 1,000 enemies as Croaks Malone.
3%
Locked
Big Sword Energy
Defeat 1,000 enemies as Marcus T. Fury.
3.1%
Locked
Chilled Billy
Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit on Legend.
3.2%
Locked
Lunch Box Looter
Open 50 golden lunchboxes.
3.3%
Locked
Void Where Prohibited
Kill 200 enemies with Goon's Ar-cane.
3.7%
Locked
Daddy Down
Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow on Legend.
4.3%
Locked
Wood You Kindly
Defeat 50 Lumber Lieutenants.
4.4%
Locked
Rome Alone
Kill 200 enemies with Broad Sword.
4.4%
Locked
Complete the Cliff Collection
Collect all 4 beautiful pieces of art in the Cliff Collection.
6.3%
Locked
Crustle Clapped
Defeat the boss in Hilly Billy Countryside on Legend.
6.5%
Locked
Fieldwork
Dig up 50 patches of dirt.
6.6%
Locked
Remember, No Goblin
Murderize 762 Goblerinos.
6.8%
Locked
LORTmaster: Frogue Agent
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Croaks Malone.
7.9%
Locked
Rodlocked
Use 30 Obsidian Keys.
8.6%
Locked
Pray to Win - Part 2
Pray at the Statue of St. Craig and contemplate some heroic stuff. Look for the Golden Beam over Trollhole Summit.
10.7%
Locked
LORTmaster: Cliff & Arrow
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Cliff Bowman.
11.9%
Locked
Vault Vanguard
Pick up 50,000 gold.
12.2%
Locked
Canopy Cache
Find the weapon cache at the top of the tree in Funkwood Hollow.
13.8%
Locked
Overtime Approved
Complete Quest Deadline Demon.
14.5%
Locked
Pray to Win - Part 1
Pick up the holy armaments in the Chapel of the Broken Oath in Hilly Billy Countryside.
14.9%
Locked
Mid Management
Defeat Bosses.
15.4%
Locked
You LORTed
Complete a run on Veteran difficulty. Fantastic!
15.7%
Locked
LORTmaster: Glitz & Glory
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Astrid Glitzgore.
16.6%
Locked
Axed and Answered
Complete Quest Track and Whack.
16.8%
Locked
LORTmaster: Bernie Burnout
Defeat the Curse of LORT as Bernie Blazington.
19.2%
Locked
Trial and Error
Challenge (and defeat) 150 Trials.
20.5%
Locked
Wallet Warrior
Pick up 20,000 gold.
26.6%
Locked
Treasure? Barely Know Her!
Open 150 Chests. Big Loot!
26.6%
Locked
Slime and Punishment
Find and pass the Trial of Slime in Trollhole Summit.
29.4%
Locked
Big Ups
Use 3 consecutive sunflower jump pads without touching the ground.
31.1%
Locked
Sayin' Numbers
Deal over 9000 damage in a single hit.
31.2%
Locked
Freed from the Curse
You Win. For Now.
35.9%
Locked
Croak and Dagger
Croaks is hanging out in Funkwood Hollow next to a suspiciously large frying pan, lit up by a strange red glow. Go talk to him.
36.4%
Locked
Going Skele-mental
Defeat the boss in Bonezone Basin.
37.1%
Locked
Traveling Top Hat
Find and slay the Wandering Slime that roams the Hilly Billy Countryside.
45.2%
Locked
Pocket Gremlins
Find and loot the Bandit Camp in Funkwood Hollow.
45.5%
Locked
Its Not Over Yeti
Defeat the boss in Trollhole Summit.
47.2%
Locked
Non-stop Pop-pop
Find a Trusty Sidearm at John Goblin's grave, beneath the purple tree in Hilly Billy Countryside.
49.9%
Locked
That Hurts!
Take 5,000 damage.
54.1%
Locked
Leaf Him Alone
Defeat the boss in Funkwood Hollow.
56.2%
Locked
Precision Striker
Deal a total of 25,000 Critical Damage.
59.4%
Locked
Slime Crime
Kill 150 slimes.
60.3%
Locked
Bleedin' Green
Kill 300 goblins.
62.1%
Locked
Nice to Meet Yew
Deal a total of 150,000 damage.
62.8%
Locked
Camp Counselor
"Clear" 40 Camps. That means kill them all.
62.9%
Locked
First Course
Complete Quest Camp Crashers.
81.8%
Locked
Purse Peasant
Pick up 500 gold.
81.9%
Locked