Human Resource Machine
The Cream
Playtime
3.7h
Completed
Jul 5, 2026
Achievements
4/16
25% complete
All Achievements
Glorious Failure: Solution Not Robust
solve a puzzle for a specific set of inputs, while still failing with other possible inputs
54%
Sep 9, 2016
Career Milestone 3
sabbatical beach
58.7%
May 3, 2016
Career Milestone 2
employee morale insertion
66.5%
May 3, 2016
Career Milestone 1
coffee time
89%
May 3, 2016
Green Optimization Award
green path fully optimized
4.6%
Locked
Social Engineer
ask all bosses to tell you more
5.6%
Locked
Blue Optimization Award
blue path fully optimized
6%
Locked
Queen of Inefficiency
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of steps required by the speed challenge
8%
Locked
Excellent Instruction Follower
all levels complete. congratulations.
8.1%
Locked
Career Milestone 6
end program
13.1%
Locked
Glorious Failure: Out of Bounds
attempt to read or write with a tile on the floor that does not exist
20.2%
Locked
Glorious Failure: Overflow
attempt to generate a number that is too big to store in green boxes
21.3%
Locked
Career Milestone 5
where's carol?
24.5%
Locked
Career Milestone 4
midnight petroleum
28%
Locked
King of Verbosity
solve any puzzle with at least 4x the number of commands required by the size challenge
28.4%
Locked
Orange Optimization Award
orange path fully optimized
35.8%
Locked