Chair F*cking Simulator
CB
Playtime
0.3h
HLTB
Unknown
Achievements
7/31
22.6% complete
All Achievements
A Troubling Hobby
Encounter 10 Chairs
41.9%
Apr 27, 2025
Imposter Syndrome
Became worth an investigation
17.9%
Apr 27, 2025
Catfished
51%
Apr 27, 2025
The Door Has Been Opened
Word is around town you know how to really squish a seat.
35.6%
Apr 27, 2025
Window Shopper
Spent 1 minute browsing chair profiles
65.4%
Apr 27, 2025
Quality Assurance
Commit a large number of consecutive high quality bumpings
52.4%
Apr 27, 2025
Fucked A Chair
98.4%
Apr 27, 2025
Abandoned By God
5%
Locked
No Chair Left Out
Completed with every chair color & type
5%
Locked
Stop Worrying And Love The Chair
5.8%
Locked
No Leg To Stand On
Blew away wooden chairs 4 times with your love
6.5%
Locked
I Can Still Hear Its Voice In My Mind
8.5%
Locked
Learn How To Scream
Unlocked bonus sound mode
8.5%
Locked
Please, What Are You Doing
8.8%
Locked
Got the Job!
Successfully impress The Chorus
9%
Locked
Clinical Depression
Spent over 20 minutes browsing chair profiles
9.2%
Locked
Office Furniture Warehouse Liquidation Sale
Encounter 40 Chairs
10.2%
Locked
Examination
The Chorus bears witness
10.6%
Locked
Eager Face
Spent an entire encounter mostly only twerking
11.1%
Locked
Sexterfield
Seduced the heck out of some upholstered chairs over 5 times
12.9%
Locked
Distant Sounds of Bare Feet On Wet Concrete
The chair is a foot
13.3%
Locked
Your Fate Is Sealed
13.8%
Locked
Bedroom Eyes
Unlocked Googly Eyes
14.3%
Locked
It's Not You... No Wait, It Is
16.1%
Locked
Chair Kink
Fucked over 3,000 times
17.6%
Locked
Creeper
Spent over 8 minutes browsing chair profiles
18.1%
Locked
Repeat Customer
19.7%
Locked
Knows What Every Lever Under The Seat Does
Encounter 20 Chairs
21.9%
Locked
Swipe Left To Avoid A Terrible Fate
35.4%
Locked
Bookworm
Spent over 3 minutes browsing chair profiles
37.9%
Locked
Furniture Pervert
59.6%
Locked