NotTheNameWeWanted
CB
Playtime
1h
Completed
Oct 31, 2026
Achievements
7/39
17.9% complete
All Achievements
ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
27.5%
Oct 18, 2017
Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
30.7%
Oct 18, 2017
Big Deal
Complete Swindon.
32.2%
Oct 18, 2017
Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
49.7%
Oct 18, 2017
Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
27.8%
Oct 18, 2017
Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
79.2%
Oct 18, 2017
Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.
51.4%
Oct 18, 2017
Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
4.3%
Locked
Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
4.3%
Locked
Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
4.6%
Locked
Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
4.9%
Locked
Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
4.9%
Locked
Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
5.3%
Locked
Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
5.9%
Locked
Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
7.1%
Locked
Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
7.2%
Locked
Jimmy Carr's Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
7.2%
Locked
A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
7.7%
Locked
Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
8.7%
Locked
GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
8.8%
Locked
Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
9.6%
Locked
The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
9.8%
Locked
Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
10.7%
Locked
Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
11%
Locked
Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.
11.8%
Locked
Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.
14.4%
Locked
That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
14.7%
Locked
Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
14.9%
Locked
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
15.1%
Locked
Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
16.2%
Locked
Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
16.3%
Locked
Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
16.3%
Locked
Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
16.4%
Locked
Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
16.4%
Locked
Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
16.4%
Locked
Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.
27.1%
Locked
Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
28.1%
Locked
wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time.
39.7%
Locked
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.
43.1%
Locked