Destroy All Humans!
CB
Playtime
8.8h
Completed
Oct 31, 2026
Achievements
35/40
87.5% complete
All Achievements
For the Glory of the Furon Empire!
Destroy humanity's last hope and initiate the subjugation of the species
17.9%
Dec 17, 2025
Impeached
Destroy the pathetic human attempt at a robot overlord
19.9%
Dec 17, 2025
Unilateral Disarmament
Destroy a certain irritating simian warlord once and for all
24%
Dec 17, 2025
Capitol Punishment
Invade Capitol City
25.5%
Dec 17, 2025
Jerk of All Trades
Obtain at least a two-star rating for each challenge type
15%
Dec 17, 2025
The Art of Armageddon
Ace an Armageddon challenge with a three-star rating
14.7%
Dec 17, 2025
Union Busting
Invade Union Town
26.6%
Dec 17, 2025
Return of the Clone II - Reloaded
Re-visit a mission in the mothership archive's Holopoxdeck
21.7%
Dec 16, 2025
Swift Harvest
Accelerate Brain Extract or Transmog by mashing that button like you mean it
43.1%
Dec 16, 2025
Area of Dissect
Invade Area 42
33.2%
Dec 15, 2025
Champion of Abduction
Ace an Abduction challenge with a three-star rating
28.3%
Dec 15, 2025
Furonigami
Explore the more offbeat parts of the mothership
48.1%
Dec 14, 2025
Invasion of the Body Swappers
Try out a new look for Crypto in the mothership's archives
59.7%
Dec 14, 2025
Grade A Upgrade
Fully upgrade one of the branches of a weapon or ability
38.9%
Dec 14, 2025
Furon Faster Race
Ace a Race challenge with a three-star rating
18.2%
Dec 14, 2025
Righteous Rampage
Ace a Rampage challenge with a three-star rating
32%
Dec 14, 2025
Down to the Challenge
Revisit a missionless invasion site and complete a challenge there
46.9%
Dec 14, 2025
Hot to Trot
Evade a rocket by dashing
29.1%
Dec 14, 2025
Reduce, Abuse, Recycle
Transmogrify an object to replenish your ammunition
54.9%
Sep 10, 2021
When Two Humans Collide
Use PK to destroy a human with another human
80.4%
Aug 17, 2020
Simply Repulsive
Use your saucer's Repulse-O-Tron to fend off homing missiles
45.9%
Aug 17, 2020
Immodesta
Invade Santa Modesta
58.9%
Aug 17, 2020
And a Pox on Your Saucer Too
Upgrade your saucer at Pox's Lab in the mothership
67.1%
Jul 29, 2020
Harvest Season
Recover a Furon Probe
79.1%
Jul 29, 2020
Fly, My Pretties
Throw a human into the air and juggle them
51.8%
Jul 29, 2020
A Pox on Your Gear
Upgrade Crypto at Pox's Lab in the mothership
78.2%
Jul 29, 2020
As Is Tradition
Abduct a cow with your saucer
32.3%
Jul 29, 2020
Gas-Guzzler Guzzler
Abduct and drain a vehicle to replenish your saucer's shields
21.3%
Jul 29, 2020
Man's Inhumanity to Man
Destroy multiple humans with a human-made explosive
71.3%
Jul 29, 2020
Rejected for Probing
Throw something into something else with the saucer's Abducto Beam
75%
Jul 29, 2020
Covert Thoughts
Stay covert by scanning primitive human thoughts
79.3%
Jul 29, 2020
Rockwell Death Knell
Invade Rockwell
80.5%
Jul 29, 2020
No Time to Waste
Destroy a human with a weapon and another with a psi ability at the same time
83.1%
Jul 29, 2020
Brain Drain
Consume a human brain to kickstart your shield regeneration
85.3%
Jul 29, 2020
Goin' to Seed
Invade Turnipseed Farm
95.8%
Jul 29, 2020
Ace of Space
Ace all challenges!
4.9%
Locked
The Mandatory Option
Complete all optional mission objectives! (Use the Holopoxdeck if you have to.)
6.3%
Locked
Hop the Hoop
Display Furonic aeronautic prowess by soaring through giant human pastry without soiling your feet
7.2%
Locked
Pyrokinesis
Set something on fire, then use it to destroy a hapless human
7.5%
Locked
Do Feed the Sharks
Demonstrate Furon free spirit near a warning sign placed by the human authorities
10.5%
Locked