Bum Simulator
CB
Playtime
10.3h
Completed
Oct 31, 2026
Achievements
25/105
23.8% complete
All Achievements
Our Daily Bread
Consume your first find.
76.7%
May 15, 2023
Skilled Labor
Learn to work for change.
69.8%
May 15, 2023
I Believe in Change
Get Bugzy his due.
67.1%
May 15, 2023
Hato Sensei
Learn about Shuriken Pigeon.
64.6%
May 15, 2023
Bird Culture
Meet the Pigeon Lady.
61.1%
May 15, 2023
Short Fused
Deliver Mr. Jello's package.
49.3%
May 15, 2023
Street Cred
Earn some respect.
36.9%
May 15, 2023
Go East!
Meet the good doctor.
29.7%
May 15, 2023
Alcohol Alchemy
Complete the presentation of Fus Doh Beer.
29.5%
May 15, 2023
As unseen on CCTV
Destroy EvilWay's surveillance equipment.
21.4%
May 15, 2023
U Marks the Spot
Finish the investigation of the EvilWay secret EvilLab.
21%
May 15, 2023
First Try
Find the Safehouse.
15.3%
May 15, 2023
Twice the Pride, Double The Fall
Knock a corrupt politician down a peg.
13.3%
May 15, 2023
Organically Sauced
Prepare Hot Dogs for beachgoers.
11.1%
May 15, 2023
Petty Cash
Earn 25$.
41.3%
May 15, 2023
Benjamin
Earn 100$.
15.4%
May 15, 2023
Everybody Knows My Name
Earn 10 respect.
16.5%
May 15, 2023
Reach Second Base
Liberate another base location.
23.2%
May 15, 2023
For My Cap
Find a feather.
46.3%
May 15, 2023
Base Decor
Collect a blueprint.
44.6%
May 15, 2023
Level 2 Crook
Level up.
62.8%
May 15, 2023
Level 8 Bum
Attain level 8.
27.9%
May 15, 2023
Rewarding Your Rugged Individualism
Complete a Richman's side quest.
30.1%
May 15, 2023
Jokey's Surprise
Complete a Mr. Jello's side quest.
18.9%
May 15, 2023
Best Part
Listen to the whole main menu song.
38.5%
May 15, 2023
In Full Feather
Find all feathers.
2.1%
Locked
Doversace
Collect all costumes for your pigeons.
2.3%
Locked
Zap!
One-shot a Bug Shaman with an electrifying projectile.
2.3%
Locked
Grand Design
Collect all blueprints.
2.5%
Locked
Chilled Pee Soup
Urinate on your own fridge.
2.7%
Locked
Street Food Gourmet
Cook the Bum's Special.
3%
Locked
How Dare You!
Attempt to interrupt the villain's monologue.
3.1%
Locked
Bum Corleone
Earn 50 respect.
3.3%
Locked
Royale Treatment
Discover the Clown Royale recipe.
3.5%
Locked
BFF
Hang a tribute for your best friend in your base.
3.5%
Locked
Vehicular Manslaughter
Get into a fatal traffic accident.
3.6%
Locked
In High Feather
Find 25 feathers.
3.8%
Locked
Three Days
Die of dehydration.
3.9%
Locked
Liquid Lightning
Discover the Flash Bourbon recipe.
4%
Locked
Soylent Green
Discover the Green Goo Vodka recipe.
4.1%
Locked
Level 30 Boss
Attain level 30.
4.4%
Locked
High Hygiene
Take a shower.
4.4%
Locked
Naked Knight
Destroy the armor of a Bug Knight with an exploding projectile.
4.5%
Locked
Bumelon Musk
Earn 500$.
4.7%
Locked
Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Urinate on a puking person.
4.7%
Locked
She Might Have a Problem
Complete all Trixie's side quests.
4.8%
Locked
Summa Bum Laude
Complete all Dr. East's side quests.
5.5%
Locked
Big Tobacco
Produce a pack of cigarettes.
5.5%
Locked
Hotel du Parc
Sleep on a bench for at least 8 hours.
5.9%
Locked
From Bones to Dust
Complete the main story.
5.9%
Locked
Terminal Velocity
Fall from too high.
6%
Locked
Trickle-down Economics
Complete all Richman's side quests.
6%
Locked
You're A-Maze-ing
Solve the EvilWay maze.
6%
Locked
Instrument of Vengeance
Complete all Mr. Jello's side quests.
6.2%
Locked
TRIANGULATE!
Place antennas in three different bases.
6.4%
Locked
Perfect Aim
Complete all shooting gallery side quests.
6.6%
Locked
In Charge of Charge
Charge the battery.
6.9%
Locked
Dressed To Kill
Apply a costume to your pigeon.
7.1%
Locked
Death by a Thousand Cuts
Fully upgrade Peckers.
7.1%
Locked
Not in Kansas Anymore
Catch 10 things in a single Pigeonado.
7.2%
Locked
Sustainable Farming
Harvest a sustainable homegrown plant.
7.3%
Locked
Three Weeks
Die of hunger.
7.8%
Locked
Roasted Greens
Roast a vegetable or a fruit.
8.1%
Locked
All Your Base are Belong to Us
Liberate all base locations.
8.2%
Locked
Project Gutenberg
Create paper for the first time.
8.2%
Locked
Clever Use of Gameplay Mechanics
"Win" the fight on the rooftop.
8.3%
Locked
Secret Stash
Complete a Trixie's side quest.
8.4%
Locked
Heimlich Maneuver
Retrieve the EvilWay security key card.
8.5%
Locked
Broteins
Feed Little Bro.
9.2%
Locked
Extreme Weather
Fully upgrade Pigeonado.
10.7%
Locked
Mission Creep
Acquire resources from a minion sent on a mission.
11.2%
Locked
Every Penny Counts
Pawn 0.01$ worth of items.
11.5%
Locked
Fine Feathers
Find 10 feathers.
12.1%
Locked
Faster than Light
Fully upgrade Pigeon Shuriken.
12.3%
Locked
Mamma Mia
Try Italian cuisine.
12.6%
Locked
Secret Ingredient
Accelerate plant growth with guano.
12.6%
Locked
Three Minutes
Drown.
13%
Locked
Squatter
Recruit a Creep in your base.
13.3%
Locked
Cu-rrent Conductor
Smelt copper for the first time.
13.5%
Locked
Feel the Force Flow Through You
Die as a result of electrical shock.
13.6%
Locked
Level 15 Creep
Attain level 15.
13.8%
Locked
For Science!
Complete a Dr. East's side quest.
14.3%
Locked
Ultimate Hunger
Try American cuisine.
14.4%
Locked
Best Laid Plans
Collect 10 blueprints.
14.6%
Locked
Garden Variety
Harvest any homegrown plant.
16.3%
Locked
F
Paid (with) your respects.
17.8%
Locked
With the Fishes
Throw a Bug into the ocean.
17.8%
Locked
This is Just a Tribute
Pay off a bug raid.
18.5%
Locked
Al-chemical Genius
Smelt aluminum for the first time.
19.3%
Locked
Target Practice
Complete one shooting gallery side quest.
19.6%
Locked
Cover More Ground
Blow up.
21%
Locked
Most Wanted
Become a five-star player.
22.2%
Locked
Lockpicking 100
"Pick" a lock.
23%
Locked
Obsolete Technology
Interact with a phone booth.
25%
Locked
Rage Against the Machine
Obtain a free product from a vending machine.
25.5%
Locked
Favorite Machine at the Gym
Buy a drink or snack from a vending machine.
25.5%
Locked
All His Flavors Are Guaranteed To Satisfy
Support Richard's business.
26.4%
Locked
Long John Bronze
Support John's business.
27.1%
Locked
Home Field Advantage
Defend successfully from a raid.
28%
Locked
Art School Reject
Get a grade of F when drawing.
28.2%
Locked
Fine! I'll do it Myself!
Decide to defend your base.
28.7%
Locked
You Can Do That!?
Transport a passenger on Carl.
35%
Locked
Beast of Burden
Fill Carl's inventory.
40.6%
Locked
Artiste
Achieve a grade of A when drawing.
58.2%
Locked
Reverse Bribe
Try to get money from the BPD.
61.2%
Locked