Postal 3
Smawlek
Playtime
0.3h
HLTB
~5h main
Achievements
1/35
2.9% complete
All Achievements
DO NOT PUSH THE BUTTON!
Disobey orders, given to you, and see what happens.
59.5%
Jan 7, 2024
PERSONAL JESUS
Beat game with zero kills.n(zombies and bosses don't count)
3.9%
Locked
STALLONE
Complete game using only melee.
3.9%
Locked
EASTWOOD
Complete game using only the pistol.
3.9%
Locked
ENTOMOLOGIST
50 kills using bees.
4.1%
Locked
ARSONIST
150 kills using fire.
4.1%
Locked
JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT
Kill 1000 unarmed bystanders.
4.1%
Locked
DADDY NEVER LOVED ME
Complete game killing only males.
4.1%
Locked
PETA CHAIRMAN
Kill no animals in one playthrough.
4.2%
Locked
I AM THE LAW
Complete Good path without falling off.
4.2%
Locked
THERE IS NO SPOON
Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time.
4.2%
Locked
CAT WRANGLER
50 kills using cat.
4.4%
Locked
KAVORKIAN
Euthanise 30 elderly folks.
4.5%
Locked
REAL AMERICAN
Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists.
4.6%
Locked
CAMELBACK
Piss 100 gallons of urine.
4.7%
Locked
PRODUCT RECALL
Destroy 50 cars.
4.9%
Locked
PROPERTY DAMAGE
Smash 50 windows.
5%
Locked
PSYCHO DUNDEE
50 kills using boomerang machete.
5.6%
Locked
T.J. HOOKER
Arrest 200 perps.
5.6%
Locked
FAIL ZOMBIE
Respawn 20 times.
5.9%
Locked
WOLVERINES R GHEY
50 badgersaw kills.
6.5%
Locked
SUCKTASTIC!
Suck up 500 items with the shop vac.
7.4%
Locked
DANNY TREJO
100 kills using machete in melee.
7.9%
Locked
DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Taze 200 victims.
8%
Locked
ALL PERPS MUST DIE!
Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis!
8.1%
Locked
SAYANARA, TREE HUGGERS
Arrest eco zealots leader.
8.6%
Locked
COMMIES GO HOME!
Make Venezuela peacemakers go home.
8.8%
Locked
SCHWARZENEGGER
200 kills using M-60.
10.5%
Locked
AIN'T GOT COJONES!
Finish your business with Krotchy.
11.8%
Locked
SCOFIELD
Escape from prison.
12%
Locked
NEUROSURGEON
300 headshot/decap kills.
14%
Locked
SPECIAL OLYMPIAN
Beat the game once. No restrictions apply. Everyone's a winner.
16.9%
Locked
REPO MAN
Return Thegways to the owner
19.3%
Locked
THE CHOICE WAS YOURS!
Choose path for the first time.
29.9%
Locked
EMO
Injure yourself.
68.4%
Locked