Surgeon Simulator

Thearesia

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Completed

Jul 3, 2026

Achievements

2/123

1.6% complete

All Achievements

Surgery Horns

Express your appreciation of the metal.

55%

Feb 22, 2020

Doctor Doctor, Give Me The News

Answer the phone.

78.7%

Feb 22, 2020

A Small Loan From My Father

Complete a successful operation that costs more than $1,000,000.00.

0.9%

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A++ is Trumperific

Get A++ rating with either Gold or Stone Heart.

Locked

Right Tools At The Right Time

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes and 40 seconds.

1.2%

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The Speed Of A Neuron

Perform a corridor brain transplant in under 1 minute 30 seconds.

1.2%

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Blinding Speed Surgery

Perform a corridor eye transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

1.2%

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Keep Fidgeting To A Minimum

Perform a corridor teeth transplant in under 2 minutes and 20 seconds.

1.2%

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I Can See For Miles... Per Hour

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute and 40 seconds.

1.2%

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At Worst, You're Now Colourblind

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance losing less than 700ml of blood.

1.2%

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Not The Time Or Place For Precision

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes and 15 seconds.

1.2%

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Eye Of The Space Storm

Perform an eye transplant in space in under 2 minutes 20 seconds.

1.2%

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Expert Space Stalker

Perform an eye transplant in space losing less than 700ml of blood.

1.2%

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The Tooth Is Out There

Perform a teeth transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

1.2%

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Little Wet Willy

Wet Willy with little pinky.

1.2%

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Blink And You'll Miss It

Perform an eye transplant in under 2 minutes.

1.3%

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You May Feel A Light Tapping

Perform a teeth transplant in under 2 minutes.

1.3%

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I Can't Work Under These Conditions!

Perform a corridor heart transplant in under 2 minutes and 30 seconds.

1.3%

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The Brains Of The Operation

Perform a corridor brain transplant losing less than 750ml of blood.

1.3%

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Maintained Healthy Gums At Least

Perform a teeth transplant in space losing less than 500ml of blood.

1.3%

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Trumsplant

Tower + Steak + Vodka in main cavity.

1.3%

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No Need To Curb Stomp Him

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

1.4%

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There Is Nothing More To Teach...

Completed every achievement. Now go save lives!

1.5%

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Nothing But Skull

Complete a brain transplant by throwing it in.

1.5%

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No Time To Admire The View

Perform a heart transplant in space in under 1 minute 40 seconds.

1.5%

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Stomach O'Clock

Perform a double kidney transplant in space in under 2 minutes.

1.5%

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Tunnel Vision

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

1.5%

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Best Surgeon In The World

Get an A++ rating on all procedures.

1.6%

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Just Enough To Clog The Gravity Engine

Perform a heart transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

1.6%

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The Surgery Of The Future

Perform a double kidney transplant in space losing less than 400ml of blood.

1.6%

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Precision Instrument Time

Perform a brain transplant in space losing less than 600ml of blood.

1.6%

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Pink Eye

Vodka to the eye.

1.6%

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Now I Can Reach

Pick the nose (either nostril) with little fingers.

1.6%

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Let's See That Sick Filth Again

Perform a 180° spoon flip.

1.7%

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Best Surgeon In The Universe

Complete all 6 secret transplants.

1.7%

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No More Worse Than Shampoo

Perform an eye transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

1.7%

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Won't Even Need Glasses!

Perform a corridor eye transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

1.7%

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Lumberjack

Cut out the eyes using the surgical axe.

1.7%

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A Surgeon's Merit Is Based On Speed

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance in under 3 minutes.

1.8%

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That's How I Lost My Medical License

Perform an uber heart transplant in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

1.8%

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Don't Even Need A Bucket

Perform a corridor heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood

1.8%

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Open Really Wide

Perform a corridor teeth transplant losing less than 600ml of blood

1.8%

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Don't In-Test My Patience

Perform a double kidney transplant in under 2 minutes 50 seconds.

1.9%

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First Success

Complete an alien organ transplant.

1.9%

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And They Said It Was Impossible!

Complete a procedure after being drugged and electrocuted. (Must be afflicted within 20 secs)

Locked

Frikkin' Lasers

Complete a procedure using only the surgical laser.

2.1%

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Surgetricity

Complete a procedure after being electrocuted. (Must be electrocuted within 10 secs)

2.2%

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Butter Fingers

Lose every organ out the back of the ambulance during the heart transplant.

2.2%

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Like An Animal

Throw everything on to the floor in the kidney transplant surgery.

2.2%

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You Can't Handle The Tooth!

Complete the tooth transplant only removing the rotten teeth.

2.2%

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Moooooo

Heart of a Cow.

2.2%

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Life's Too Short

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance in under 2 minutes 30 seconds.

2.3%

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We're Going On An Adventure!

Take your radio with you.

2.3%

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You're Free Now

Set the Gobbleshaft free.

2.3%

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Nigel You Bloody Hero

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance losing less than 1200ml of blood.

2.4%

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Those Are Some Healthy Gums

Perform a teeth transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

2.4%

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I Have No Idea What I'm Doing

Smash all canisters within 10 seconds.

2.5%

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Orbital Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant in space.

2.5%

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My Eyesight Means A Lot To Me

Perform an eye transplant in space.

2.6%

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Performance Enhancer?

Complete a procedure after injecting a drug. (Must be drugged within 10 secs)

2.7%

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I'm Sure He'll Live

Complete a procedure with less than 10ml of blood remaining.

2.7%

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Sweet Blasphemy

Perform a brain transplant losing less than 600ml of blood.

2.8%

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Brainstorm

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance in under 1 minute 15 seconds.

2.8%

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Kali Mah!

Perform a heart transplant in under 2 minutes.

Locked

How Long Can You Live Without A Brain?

Perform a brain transplant in under 1 minute.

Locked

At Least He Won't Be Peeing Blood

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance losing less than 600ml of blood.

Locked

Archimedes!

Hit Archimedes with a heart.

3.1%

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Grin And Bear It

Remove all teeth during the teeth transplant surgery.

3.2%

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Should I Be Awake For This?

Perform an uber heart transplant losing less than 1000ml of blood.

3.3%

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Performance Anxiety

Perform a double kidney transplant losing less than 500ml of blood.

3.4%

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One With The Speed Bumps

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance losing less than 2000ml of blood.

3.5%

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Speedrun Time

Perform a brain transplant in space in under 1 minute.

3.5%

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Brace For Surgery

Perform a teeth transplant in an ambulance.

3.5%

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Call Trisha

Now where did you leave her number...

3.7%

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Keep Your Eyes On The Road

Perform an eye transplant in an ambulance.

3.7%

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Don't Be Such A Baby, Ribs Grow Back!

Completely smash up the rib cage.

Locked

The Beat Of Your Heart

Replace the heart with something else.

4.5%

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Go For The Optics!

Perform

4.5%

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Mobile Dentistry

Perform a corridor teeth transplant.

4.8%

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Hammer Time

Lose 50,000ml of blood using the hammer.

Locked

Is it Real?

Pull his hair for 3 seconds or more.

Locked

Don't Run With Scalpels

Perform a corridor eye transplant.

5.1%

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Enter The Code

I'm not sure that was worth it...

5.3%

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Screw The Prime Directive

5.3%

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It's In! It's In I Tell You!

...and it was going so well.

5.4%

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We're Going Bowling!

Perform a corridor brain transplant.

5.5%

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I Should Never Have Doubted Myself

Get an A++ rating on a procedure.

5.9%

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It's Hardly Rocket Science

Perform a brain transplant in space.

5.9%

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Delivery Coming Through

Perform a corridor double kidney transplant.

Locked

Zero G Kidney

Perform a double kidney transplant in space.

6.1%

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Like A Wet Paper Towel

Throw the new heart away in the surgery.

6.3%

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I Immediately Regret This Decision

Electrocute and drug yourself at the same time.

6.6%

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A New Heart

Complete with either Gold or Stone Heart.

6.8%

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About As Politically Correct As Fur

Give the patient a... scarf.

7.2%

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In Space, No One Can Hear You Bleed

Perform a heart transplant in space.

7.5%

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Like a hotdog down a hallway.

Perform a corridor heart transplant.

7.5%

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What A Load Of Bull

Listen to the surgeon rap.

7.5%

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The Goggles Do Nothing

Completely smash up the goggles.

8.1%

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What Have I Done??

Lose the patient within 15 seconds.

8.6%

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Heterochromia

Give the patient heterochromia.

8.8%

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The Sound Of Progress My Friend!

Explode a heart.

Locked

Trust Me, I'm Not A Dentist

Perform a teeth transplant.

9.1%

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Practically Licensed

Complete all procedures.

9.2%

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Mother Hen

Don't lose any tools out the back of the ambulance.

9.9%

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Spaaaaaaaaace

Go where no surgeon has gone before.

10.9%

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Eye've No Idea What I'm Doing

Perform an eye transplant.

10.9%

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10 Megabytes Of Raw Data

Collect all floppy disks.

11%

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What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Perform a brain transplant in an ambulance.

11.4%

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When You Have No Choice But To Operate

Perform a double kidney transplant in an ambulance.

11.7%

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I Am A Genius!

Create a Hammerhead shark.

11.7%

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Socialised Medicine!

Perform a heart transplant losing less than 1500ml of blood.

12.6%

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Keyhole Surgery

Completely remove the rib cage.

14.4%

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Let's Go Practice Medicine

Perform an uber heart transplant.

14.6%

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Nine Nine Nine!

Perform a heart transplant in an ambulance.

15.2%

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Nigel The Secretary

Go about your secretarial duties.

17.6%

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I Think I Got This

Perform a brain transplant.

26.7%

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You've Got To Be Kid'n'ey!

Perform a double kidney transplant.

28.1%

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Vworrrp Vworrrp

Create a Time Lord.

29.4%

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Pinky Swear

Make a promise with the rib cage.

35%

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Shh I Doctor Now

Calm your patient.

40.7%

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It's Life Jim, But Not As We Know It

Perform a heart transplant.

45.7%

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Valve Actually Let Us Do This?

Successfully use the VHS tape.

48.7%

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Flippin' The Bird

Show the patient your disdain.

60.7%

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