Genital Jousting
bananhead4
Playtime
1.7h
Completed
Jul 10, 2026
Achievements
5/28
17.9% complete
All Achievements
Spare Wheel
Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.
4.8%
Apr 3, 2020
Always Finishes First
Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
6.8%
Mar 27, 2020
Go Right
Move to the right.
47.2%
Mar 27, 2020
Go Left
Move to the left.
47.3%
Mar 27, 2020
Generous Lover
Finish last in a Party Mode game.
32.3%
Mar 27, 2020
Fussy Lover
Save yourself for that special orgy.
1.2%
Locked
Appalling Appetite
1.3%
Locked
Couch Party
Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.
1.3%
Locked
Bulking Gear
Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.
1.6%
Locked
Sleep No More
Don't let sleeping dongs lie.
1.7%
Locked
Early Bird
Swallow every worm.
1.8%
Locked
Paperwork
Submit your monthly physical report.
2.3%
Locked
Meet Your Maker
3.1%
Locked
Safety First
Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.
3.1%
Locked
My Precious
Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
3.2%
Locked
Popcorn Buffet
Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.
3.5%
Locked
Master Unlocker
Collect enough milk to fill the tank.
3.8%
Locked
Magnetic Basshole
Win Lights Out in under five seconds.
3.8%
Locked
The Perfect Partner
Marry yourself in Abstinence.
4.1%
Locked
Summer Job
4.5%
Locked
Most Improved Tapulator
Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.
5.3%
Locked
Clumsy
Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
6.3%
Locked
Autopaedicatio
Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
7%
Locked
Till Death Do Us
Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
9.7%
Locked
Swan Tamer
Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
10.8%
Locked
A Better John
11.5%
Locked
Self Defence
Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
16.4%
Locked
Fire Inspector
Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
33.3%
Locked