Dispatch
DrunkFather1
Playtime
9.1h
Completed
May 9, 2026
Achievements
24/36
66.7% complete
All Achievements
"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!"
27%
Jan 3, 2026
"I'm a bleeder."
43.9%
Jan 3, 2026
"Sorry, kid."
55.1%
Jan 3, 2026
"All gas no brakes baby."
62.7%
Jan 3, 2026
Fool's Luck
Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success
16.9%
Jan 3, 2026
Phoenixes Down
Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift
50.5%
Jan 3, 2026
Work Spouse
Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo
61.9%
Jan 3, 2026
Snake Eyes
Failed a Call with >70% of Success
72.8%
Jan 3, 2026
Modded
Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures
52.2%
Jan 3, 2026
Overkill
Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call
59.2%
Jan 3, 2026
"That’s, like, a real superhero."
71.5%
Jan 3, 2026
Career Development
Aced Your Performance Review
70.7%
Jan 3, 2026
Anti-Antivirus Club
Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds
49.4%
Jan 3, 2026
From Zero To Hero
Maxed Out a Hero
80.5%
Jan 3, 2026
Power Trip
Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes
82.4%
Jan 3, 2026
"It smells very chemically in here."
56.4%
Jan 3, 2026
"But I cheered for Invisigal..."
63.8%
Jan 1, 2026
Shift Was Lit
Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call
48.4%
Jan 1, 2026
Getting to Know Yous
Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power
84%
Jan 1, 2026
"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."
37.2%
Jan 1, 2026
"You gonna eat those twinks?"
Disobeyed by Invisigal
90.1%
Jan 1, 2026
Burning Chrome
Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left
80.9%
Jan 1, 2026
Nailed It
Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero
81.1%
Jan 1, 2026
"Did I drool on you?"
Hired at SDN
94%
Jan 1, 2026
Dispatched
Collected All Achievements
1.6%
Locked
H4ck3d by R0b3rt
Succeeded On All Hacking Levels
3.6%
Locked
"There. You happy now?"
10.3%
Locked
"We can just be friends."
15.9%
Locked
Time's Running Out
Completed a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left
16.6%
Locked
"I’m the guy behind the desk."
20.2%
Locked
"Any plans tonight?"
30.7%
Locked
"Didn’t see that coming?"
32%
Locked
Min Max
Upgraded a Stat to 10
33.8%
Locked
"I can confirm he’s a bad ass."
34%
Locked
"Watch your back, Robert."
41.2%
Locked
"I wish to make love to you again."
44.8%
Locked