Do Not Feed the Monkeys
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Tarsius amazonius
Big fans of maxing out their credit cards without leaving the tree.
4%
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Aotus televisibus
They go crazy over the most extreme emotions on the boob tube.
4.1%
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Papio stellaris
Their natural habitats include outer space, dreams and rainy cities.
5.1%
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Mandrillus collector major
Compulsive collectors. They hold on to everything, absolutely EVERYTHING.
5.7%
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Callimico oviparus
The only primates capable of laying eggs.
6%
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Hylobates silensis
The most faithful, loyal and discreet primates.
6%
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Mandrillus lupus
They transform themselves, howl and change their fur with great ease.
6.8%
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Lepilemur poopoo
The most creative and talented, although with a certain tendency towards scatology.
6.9%
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Pongo lostintranslansis
They may communicate in a strange manner, but these apes can be very loving and passionate.
7.1%
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Aotus chauffeurii
They hate moving around the jungle on foot.
7.9%
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Propithecus molli
Half ape, half mole: these primates cannot keep their mouths shut.
8.2%
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Cebus smilenis
These monkey put the happiness of their offspring before anything else.
8.7%
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Gorilla clubensis major
The most obedient and helpful monkeys: ALWAYS at the service of their keeper.
9.9%
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Mandrillus collector medus
Experienced collectors. They have a hard time letting go of anything.
10.2%
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Microcebus nudensis
They look past appearances: these monkeys look for inner beauty .
11.3%
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Colobus express
Now you see 'em, now you don't: these are the fastest monkeys in the jungle.
12.7%
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Allocebus darwiniana
Monkeys with a passion for natural selection and the struggle between the species.
12.8%
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Mandrillus collector minor
Amateur collectors. They always hold on to something as a souvenir.
19.3%
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Galago cholesterolus
Generous by nature, they don't let any member of their group go hungry.
20.7%
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Lemur wylonii major
Apes with unimpeachable morality. ABSOLUTELY unimpeachable.
20.7%
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Colobus corsarii
They love sports and cleanliness. And, above all, they hate confined spaces.
21.1%
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Prebytis freedonius
They organize themselves around charismatic and slightly genocidal alpha males.
21.4%
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Lemur wylonii vulgaris
Never trust them: they are the most immoral of all monkeys.
25.6%
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Gorilla clubensis medus
Very obedient and very helpful primates.
28.7%
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Hapalemur dolarii
They like money almost as much as piggybanks do.
30.3%
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Lemur wylonii medus
Good, caring, empathetic... These primates are morally acceptable.
33.3%
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Macaco doctoriensis
34.4%
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Ateles pencilianus
Methodical and obsessive: they don't stop until their pencil is worn down to a stub.
35.4%
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Petterus supermegafan
They are crazy about spotlights, flashes and teen-ape actresses.
38.4%
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Mandrillus barfii
Their appetite knows no limits. It's a good idea to keep a mop near them.
46%
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Macaco masteriensis
47.8%
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Gorilla clubensis minor
Obedient and helpful primates.
52.7%
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Macaco amateurensis
68.1%
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