Cookie Clicker
distantglacier
Playtime
0.5h
HLTB
~149h main
Achievements
15/637
2.4% complete
All Achievements
So baked right now
Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
96.6%
Jun 3, 2026
You know the drill
Have 1 mine.
96.9%
Jun 3, 2026
So much to do so much to see
43.1%
Jun 3, 2026
Steady tasty stream
Bake 100 cookies per second.
97.2%
Jun 3, 2026
Golden cookie
Click a golden cookie.
94.9%
Feb 26, 2025
Bought the farm
Have 1 farm.
97.8%
Feb 26, 2025
Clicktastic
Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
98.4%
Feb 26, 2025
Hardcore baking
Bake 10 cookies per second.
98.3%
Feb 26, 2025
Making some dough
Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
98.7%
Feb 26, 2025
Grandma's cookies
Have 1 grandma.
98.9%
Feb 26, 2025
Casual baking
Bake 1 cookie per second.
99.2%
Feb 26, 2025
Uncanny clicker
Click really, really fast.
74%
Feb 26, 2025
Double-click
Have 2 cursors.
99.1%
Feb 26, 2025
Click
Have 1 cursor.
99.4%
Feb 26, 2025
Wake and bake
Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
100%
Feb 26, 2025
Oft we mar what's well
Purchase 700 upgrades.
5.6%
Locked
Endless cycle
6%
Locked
Seven horseshoes
6.3%
Locked
And a little extra
Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.5%
Locked
Gaseous assets
6.6%
Locked
Rainy day fund
Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
6.6%
Locked
Septcentennial
Have at least 700 of everything.
6.7%
Locked
Introspection
Have 700 You.
6.8%
Locked
When the cookies ascend just right
6.9%
Locked
Seedless to nay
Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.
7%
Locked
Where is my mind
Have 700 cortex bakers.
7.1%
Locked
Everyone everywhere all at once
Have 650 You.
7.2%
Locked
Reincarnation
Ascend 100 times.
7.3%
Locked
Keeper of the conservatory
Unlock every garden seed.
7.4%
Locked
Bottomless pit
Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.5%
Locked
Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.
7.6%
Locked
What do you get for the baker who has everything
Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
7.7%
Locked
Greener on the other sides
Have 700 idleverses.
7.7%
Locked
A wizard is you
Cast 999 spells.
7.8%
Locked
Liquid assets
Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.
7.8%
Locked
Sexcentennial and a half
Have at least 650 of everything.
7.8%
Locked
Four-leaf cookie
8%
Locked
Green, aching thumb
Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.
8.2%
Locked
History in the baking
Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.2%
Locked
Despite everything, it's still you
Have 600 You.
8.3%
Locked
By will alone I set my mind in motion
Have 650 cortex bakers.
8.5%
Locked
Fake it till you bake it
Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
8.6%
Locked
Can we get much higher
Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.
8.7%
Locked
Pebcakes
Have 700 javascript consoles.
8.7%
Locked
Black cat's paw
Click 7,777 golden cookies.
9.1%
Locked
Sexcentennial
Have at least 600 of everything.
9.8%
Locked
Lost your cosmic marbles
Have 650 idleverses.
9.8%
Locked
A round of applause
Have 1,000 cursors.
9.8%
Locked
No time like the present
Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).
10%
Locked
Debt evasion
Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.
10.1%
Locked
Last Chance to See
10.2%
Locked
No nobility in poverty
Own at least 500 of every stock market good.
10.3%
Locked
Max capacity
Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.
10.5%
Locked
All-natural cane sugar
10.5%
Locked
Genetic bottleneck
Have 550 You.
10.5%
Locked
I'll rest when I'm dead
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.
10.6%
Locked
Divide and conquer
Have 700 fractal engines.
10.6%
Locked
Cardinal synapses
Have 600 cortex bakers.
10.7%
Locked
Hardcore
Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.
10.8%
Locked
In her likeness
Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.
11%
Locked
Hypersize me
Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
11.5%
Locked
Get with the program
Have 650 javascript consoles.
11.7%
Locked
Riding the Mersenne twister
Have 700 chancemakers.
11.7%
Locked
Rookie numbers
Own at least 100 of every stock market good.
11.8%
Locked
Quincentennial and a half
Have at least 550 of everything.
12%
Locked
True Neverclick
12.4%
Locked
Pyramid scheme
Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.
12.7%
Locked
Wrinkler poker
Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.
12.8%
Locked
Buy buy buy
Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.
13.3%
Locked
Bright side of the Moon
Have 700 prisms.
13.4%
Locked
Speed baking III
13.7%
Locked
Reject reality, substitute your own
Have 600 idleverses.
13.8%
Locked
Think big
Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.
14%
Locked
A beautiful mind
Have 550 cortex bakers.
14.1%
Locked
Full warehouses
Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.
14.2%
Locked
Neverclick
Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.
14.5%
Locked
Everything happens so much
Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.
14.6%
Locked
In the garden of Eden (baby)
Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.
14.8%
Locked
Let's leaf it at that
Reach level 10 chancemakers.
15.1%
Locked
Eldeer
Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.
15.2%
Locked
Make my day
Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.
15.2%
Locked
Blowing an Apollonian gasket
Have 650 fractal engines.
15.2%
Locked
Palettable
Reach level 10 prisms.
15.3%
Locked
Not 20 years away forever
Have 700 antimatter condensers.
15.3%
Locked
Chubby hadrons
Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.
15.6%
Locked
Alexandria
Reach level 10 javascript consoles.
15.6%
Locked
Sierpinski rhomboids
Reach level 10 fractal engines.
15.7%
Locked
Didn't make sense not to live
Have 500 You.
15.8%
Locked
It's only wafer-thin
Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
16%
Locked
Gifted
Reach level 10 cortex bakers.
16%
Locked
Strange topologies
Reach level 10 idleverses.
16.1%
Locked
O Fortuna
Own every fortune upgrade.
16.2%
Locked
The long now
Reach level 10 time machines.
16.4%
Locked
Self-improvement
Reach level 10 You.
16.8%
Locked
Never tell me the odds
Have 650 chancemakers.
16.9%
Locked
Reindeer sleigher
Pop 200 reindeer.
17%
Locked
Bizarro world
Reach level 10 portals.
17.4%
Locked
Quincentennial
Have at least 500 of everything.
17.7%
Locked
I only meant to stay a while
Have 700 time machines.
17.7%
Locked
And on and on
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.
17.8%
Locked
Duck typing
Have 600 javascript consoles.
17.9%
Locked
Baby it's old outside
Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.
18.1%
Locked
Phlogisticated substances
Reach level 10 alchemy labs.
18.2%
Locked
No more room in hell
Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.
18.2%
Locked
Everywhere at once
Have 550 idleverses.
19%
Locked
Enlightenment
Have 650 prisms.
19.3%
Locked
Botany enthusiast
Harvest 100 mature garden plants.
19.5%
Locked
Been there done that
Reach level 10 shipments.
19.6%
Locked
All on deck
Have 900 cursors.
20%
Locked
Patently genius
Reach level 10 factories.
20.2%
Locked
Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore
Have 700 portals.
20.2%
Locked
Stifling the press
Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
20.5%
Locked
Absolutely stuffed
Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.
21%
Locked
D-d-d-d-deeper
Reach level 10 mines.
21.1%
Locked
Hide & seek champion
Unlock all the eggs.
21.3%
Locked
I am speed
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.
21.3%
Locked
What's the dark matter with you
Have 650 antimatter condensers.
21.6%
Locked
Spooky cookies
Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.
21.7%
Locked
Looking kind of dumb
Have 500 cortex bakers.
21.8%
Locked
It belongs in a bakery
Reach level 10 temples.
22.1%
Locked
Know thyself
Have 450 You.
22.2%
Locked
Sugar, spice, and everything nice
Have 700 alchemy labs.
22.8%
Locked
A capital idea
Reach level 10 banks.
23%
Locked
Moistburster
Burst 200 wrinklers.
23.1%
Locked
In and of itself
Have 600 fractal engines.
23.7%
Locked
Large and in charge
Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
23.8%
Locked
Curly braces
Have 550 javascript consoles.
24%
Locked
But the future refused to change
Have 650 time machines.
24%
Locked
Maillard reaction
Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.
24.2%
Locked
Beyond quality
Purchase 600 upgrades.
24.7%
Locked
Quadricentennial and a half
Have at least 450 of everything.
24.8%
Locked
Motormouth
Reach level 10 wizard towers.
25%
Locked
God complex
25.1%
Locked
Signed, sealed, delivered
Have 700 shipments.
25.1%
Locked
Sweetmeats
Harvest a meaty sugar lump.
25.3%
Locked
With unrivaled fervor
Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
25.4%
Locked
Elder slumber
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
25.5%
Locked
Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.
Have 600 chancemakers.
25.8%
Locked
Swiss cheese
Have 650 portals.
26.2%
Locked
Mass Easteria
Unlock 14 eggs.
26.8%
Locked
You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-
Have 700 wizard towers.
26.8%
Locked
Methuselah
Reach level 10 grandmas.
27%
Locked
I'm the wiz
Cast 99 spells.
27%
Locked
If at first you don't succeed
Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
27.3%
Locked
Away from this place
Have 500 idleverses.
27.4%
Locked
Though fools seldom differ
Have 450 cortex bakers.
27.4%
Locked
Making light of the situation
Have 600 prisms.
27.9%
Locked
Metallic taste
Have 650 alchemy labs.
27.9%
Locked
The leader is good, the leader is great
Have 700 temples.
28.1%
Locked
Thick-skinned
Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
28.2%
Locked
But I didn't say stop, did I?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
28.2%
Locked
Army of me
Have 400 You.
28.3%
Locked
Horn of plenty
Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
28.7%
Locked
Tautological
Have 550 fractal engines.
28.7%
Locked
Olden days
Find the forgotten madeleine.
28.7%
Locked
Huge tracts of land
Reach level 10 farms.
29%
Locked
Getting that bag
Have 700 banks.
29.1%
Locked
Nuclear throne
Have 600 antimatter condensers.
29.4%
Locked
False vacuum
Have 650 shipments.
29.4%
Locked
Egging on
Unlock 7 eggs.
29.7%
Locked
Tempting fate
Have 550 chancemakers.
29.8%
Locked
Bots build bots
Have 700 factories.
29.8%
Locked
Strength in numbers
Have 350 You.
29.9%
Locked
Not enough of a good thing
Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
30.2%
Locked
Dirt-rich
Have 700 mines.
30.3%
Locked
Sleigh of hand
Pop 50 reindeer.
30.4%
Locked
All the stars in heaven
Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
30.4%
Locked
Taking the back streets
Have 500 javascript consoles.
30.5%
Locked
Shosple Colupis
Have 650 wizard towers.
30.5%
Locked
That's all you
Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
30.6%
Locked
Back already?
Have 600 time machines.
30.7%
Locked
Au naturel
Have 700 farms.
30.7%
Locked
You are inevitable
Have 450 idleverses.
30.9%
Locked
A light snack
Have 550 prisms.
31%
Locked
Overcrowding
Have 300 You.
31.1%
Locked
Let it snow
Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
31.2%
Locked
Smurf account
Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
31.2%
Locked
Keep going until I say stop
Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
31.2%
Locked
And now you're even older
Have 700 grandmas.
31.2%
Locked
Don't think about it too hard
Have 400 cortex bakers.
31.3%
Locked
And I will pray to a big god
Have 650 temples.
31.4%
Locked
Life finds a way
Have 250 You.
31.5%
Locked
Quadricentennial
Have at least 400 of everything.
31.8%
Locked
Reduced to gibbering heaps
Have 600 portals.
31.8%
Locked
Grandmapocalypse
Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
31.8%
Locked
Copy that
Have 200 You.
31.8%
Locked
Reproducible results
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
31.8%
Locked
Lovely cookies
Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.
32%
Locked
Particular tastes
Have 550 antimatter condensers.
32%
Locked
Financial prodigy
Have 650 banks.
32%
Locked
Episode II
Have 150 You.
32%
Locked
Resurrection
Ascend 10 times.
32.1%
Locked
More you say?
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
32.1%
Locked
The devil's workshop
Have 800 cursors.
32.1%
Locked
A sometimes food
Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
32.3%
Locked
Born for this job
Have 100 You.
32.3%
Locked
Tiny cookie
Click the tiny cookie.
32.5%
Locked
The 10% myth
Have 350 cortex bakers.
32.5%
Locked
Replaced by robots
Have 650 factories.
32.5%
Locked
Self-made
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
32.5%
Locked
What's not clicking
Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
32.5%
Locked
Unthinkable
Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
32.6%
Locked
Multiplicity
Have 50 You.
32.6%
Locked
Bad chemistry
Have 600 alchemy labs.
32.7%
Locked
Never get bored
Have 500 fractal engines.
32.8%
Locked
Heavy flow
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
32.8%
Locked
Don't let the walls cave in on you
Have 650 mines.
32.8%
Locked
Leprechaun
Click 777 golden cookies.
32.9%
Locked
Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere
Have 450 javascript consoles.
32.9%
Locked
Caveman to cosmos
Have 550 time machines.
32.9%
Locked
Kaizen
Purchase 500 upgrades.
32.9%
Locked
I think it's safe to say you've got it made
Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
33%
Locked
Myriad
Own 10,000 buildings.
33.1%
Locked
My own clone
Have 1 You.
33.1%
Locked
Here you go
Click this achievement's slot.
33.2%
Locked
It's grown on you
Have 650 farms.
33.2%
Locked
You'll never know if you don't go
Have 500 chancemakers.
33.4%
Locked
What did we even eat before these
Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
33.5%
Locked
Is there life on Mars?
Have 600 shipments.
33.5%
Locked
Mindfulness
Have 300 cortex bakers.
33.5%
Locked
Elder calm
Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
33.6%
Locked
Lazarus
Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
33.6%
Locked
Don't let me leave, Murph
Have 550 portals.
33.6%
Locked
They moistly come at night
Have 650 grandmas.
33.6%
Locked
Cookie Clicker
Unlock the final building.
33.6%
Locked
A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'
Have 250 cortex bakers.
33.8%
Locked
Wrinklesquisher
Burst 50 wrinklers.
33.9%
Locked
Tricentennial and a half
Have at least 350 of everything.
33.9%
Locked
Versatile
Have 400 idleverses.
33.9%
Locked
The thought that counts
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
33.9%
Locked
The hunt is on
Unlock 1 egg.
34%
Locked
Freaky jazz hands
Reach level 10 cursors.
34%
Locked
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Have 500 prisms.
34%
Locked
Haven't even begun to peak
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
34.1%
Locked
Gyrification
Have 200 cortex bakers.
34.1%
Locked
And then what?
Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
34.2%
Locked
Just a phase
Have 550 alchemy labs.
34.2%
Locked
Magic thinking
Have 600 wizard towers.
34.2%
Locked
Wrath cookie
Click a wrath cookie.
34.2%
Locked
I'm so meta, even this achievement
Have 450 fractal engines.
34.3%
Locked
The organ that named itself
Have 150 cortex bakers.
34.4%
Locked
What a concept
Have 500 antimatter condensers.
34.5%
Locked
Earth-616
Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
34.6%
Locked
Jackpot
Have 450 chancemakers.
34.7%
Locked
Feed me, Orteil
Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
34.7%
Locked
The incredible journey
Have 550 shipments.
34.7%
Locked
Preaches and cream
Have 600 temples.
34.7%
Locked
Now there's an idea
Have 100 cortex bakers.
34.7%
Locked
Positive thinking
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
34.7%
Locked
Oh, you're back
Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
34.8%
Locked
Closure
Have 400 javascript consoles.
34.8%
Locked
The years start coming
Have 500 time machines.
34.9%
Locked
Ain't that a click in the head
Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
34.9%
Locked
First-class citizen
Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
35%
Locked
You're #1 so why try harder
Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
35%
Locked
Hyperspace expressway
Have 350 idleverses.
35%
Locked
Optical illusion
Have 450 prisms.
35.1%
Locked
Higitus figitus migitus mum
Have 550 wizard towers.
35.1%
Locked
That's rich
Have 600 banks.
35.1%
Locked
Just my imagination
Have 50 cortex bakers.
35.1%
Locked
Bake him away, toys
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
35.2%
Locked
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
Have 500 portals.
35.3%
Locked
Gotta hand it to you
Have 700 cursors.
35.3%
Locked
Here be dragon
Complete your dragon's training.
35.4%
Locked
A matter of perspective
Have 450 antimatter condensers.
35.4%
Locked
Hungry for more
Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.4%
Locked
We must go deeper
Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
35.4%
Locked
The wheels of progress
Have 600 factories.
35.4%
Locked
Murphy's wild guess
Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
35.5%
Locked
The end of the world
Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
35.5%
Locked
Gotta go fast
Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
35.5%
Locked
Living on a prayer
Have 550 temples.
35.5%
Locked
Tricentennial
Have at least 300 of everything.
35.6%
Locked
Groundhog day
Have 450 time machines.
35.6%
Locked
Just about full
Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
35.6%
Locked
We could all use a little change
Have 500 alchemy labs.
35.6%
Locked
For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title
Have 400 fractal engines.
35.6%
Locked
Inconsolable
Have 350 javascript consoles.
35.6%
Locked
Now the dark days are gone
Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
35.7%
Locked
Checks out
Have 550 banks.
35.7%
Locked
Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way
Have 600 mines.
35.7%
Locked
Powers of Ten
Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
35.8%
Locked
Maybe a chance in hell, actually
Have 400 chancemakers.
35.8%
Locked
Hypersonic
Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
35.8%
Locked
Only shooting stars
Have 500 shipments.
35.8%
Locked
It's big brain time
Have 1 cortex baker.
35.8%
Locked
I've got the Midas touch
Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
35.9%
Locked
Déjà vu
Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
35.9%
Locked
Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear
Have 450 portals.
35.9%
Locked
Leisurely pace
Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
35.9%
Locked
Self-manmade man
Have 550 factories.
35.9%
Locked
In the green
Have 600 farms.
35.9%
Locked
Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere
Have 300 idleverses.
35.9%
Locked
Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night
Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
36%
Locked
Which eternal lie
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
36%
Locked
My eyes
Have 400 prisms.
36%
Locked
Bursting at the seams
Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
36%
Locked
Humble rebeginnings
Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
36%
Locked
Initial public offering
Make your first stock market profit.
36%
Locked
Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change
Have 450 alchemy labs.
36.1%
Locked
The meteor men beg to differ
Have 500 wizard towers.
36.1%
Locked
An example of recursion
Have 350 fractal engines.
36.1%
Locked
Renaissance baker
Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
36.1%
Locked
Rock on
Have 550 mines.
36.1%
Locked
Bicentennial and a half
Have at least 250 of everything.
36.2%
Locked
Manafest destiny
Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
36.2%
Locked
Dicey business
Have 350 chancemakers.
36.2%
Locked
Downsizing
Have 400 antimatter condensers.
36.2%
Locked
Space space space space space
Have 450 shipments.
36.2%
Locked
Panic! at Nabisco
Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.2%
Locked
My world's on fire, how about yours
Have 500 temples.
36.2%
Locked
Okay boomer
Have 600 grandmas.
36.2%
Locked
Invited to yesterday's party
Have 400 time machines.
36.3%
Locked
Green cookies sleep furiously
Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
36.3%
Locked
Mind your language
Have 300 javascript consoles.
36.3%
Locked
Overripe
Have 550 farms.
36.3%
Locked
Spoils and plunder
Have 250 idleverses.
36.3%
Locked
Coherence
Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
36.3%
Locked
Ecumenopolis
Own 7,500 buildings.
36.3%
Locked
Just plain lucky
36.3%
Locked
At the end of the tunnel
Have 350 prisms.
36.4%
Locked
Frantiquities
Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
36.4%
Locked
Thus spoke you
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
36.4%
Locked
Spell it out for you
Have 450 wizard towers.
36.4%
Locked
You get nothing
Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
36.4%
Locked
Get the show on, get paid
Have 500 banks.
36.4%
Locked
A model of document object
Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
36.4%
Locked
Set for life
Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.5%
Locked
Exotic matter
Have 350 antimatter condensers.
36.5%
Locked
Reverse funnel system
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
36.5%
Locked
What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex
Have 400 portals.
36.5%
Locked
Push it to the limit
Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
36.5%
Locked
With her finger and her thumb
Have 600 cursors.
36.5%
Locked
Break the mold
Have 500 factories.
36.5%
Locked
Eating its own
Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
36.5%
Locked
When there's nothing left to add
Purchase 400 upgrades.
36.5%
Locked
Labor of love
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
36.6%
Locked
Just a statistic
Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
36.6%
Locked
Worth its weight in lead
Have 400 alchemy labs.
36.6%
Locked
Vengeful and almighty
Have 450 temples.
36.6%
Locked
Rarefied air
Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
36.6%
Locked
But wait 'til you get older
Have 550 grandmas.
36.6%
Locked
Out of one, many
Have 300 fractal engines.
36.6%
Locked
Technical debt
Have 250 javascript consoles.
36.6%
Locked
The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had
Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
36.7%
Locked
Way back then
Have 350 time machines.
36.7%
Locked
Overgrowth
Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
36.7%
Locked
Be a lady
Have 300 chancemakers.
36.7%
Locked
That's just peanuts to space
Have 400 shipments.
36.7%
Locked
Save your breath because that's all you've got left
Have 450 banks.
36.7%
Locked
Running with scissors
Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
36.7%
Locked
Hey now, you're a rock
Have 500 mines.
36.7%
Locked
Bicentennial
Have at least 200 of everything.
36.8%
Locked
Infinitesimal
Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
36.8%
Locked
A still more glorious dawn
Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
36.8%
Locked
He comes
Have 350 portals.
36.8%
Locked
Sedimentalism
Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
36.8%
Locked
In-cog-neato
Have 450 factories.
36.8%
Locked
Sharpest tool in the shed
Have 500 farms.
36.8%
Locked
Once you've seen one
Have 200 idleverses.
36.8%
Locked
Be kind, rewind
Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
36.9%
Locked
To crumbs, you say?
Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
36.9%
Locked
Harmony of the spheres
Have 300 prisms.
36.9%
Locked
All that glitters is gold
Have 350 alchemy labs.
36.9%
Locked
Click (starring Adam Sandler)
Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
36.9%
Locked
The Prestige
Have 400 wizard towers.
36.9%
Locked
Last recurse
Have 250 fractal engines.
36.9%
Locked
The Aureate
Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
37%
Locked
Ever more hideous
Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
37%
Locked
Brought to you by the letter 🍪
Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
37%
Locked
Scientists baffled everywhere
Have 300 antimatter condensers.
37%
Locked
If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing
Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
37%
Locked
Ever in your favor
Have 250 chancemakers.
37%
Locked
Holy cookies, grandma!
Have 400 temples.
37%
Locked
Cave story
Have 450 mines.
37%
Locked
Works on my machine
Have 200 javascript consoles.
37%
Locked
Centennial and a half
Have at least 150 of everything.
37.1%
Locked
The most precious cargo
Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
37.1%
Locked
In the mouth of madness
Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.1%
Locked
cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com
Have 300 time machines.
37.1%
Locked
Make it so
Have 350 shipments.
37.1%
Locked
Defense of the ancients
Have 500 grandmas.
37.1%
Locked
Treacle tart economics
Have 400 banks.
37.1%
Locked
Make like a tree
Have 450 farms.
37.1%
Locked
Jellicles
Own 10 kitten upgrades.
37.1%
Locked
Unreal
Have 150 idleverses.
37.1%
Locked
Church of Cookiology
Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
37.2%
Locked
Too many rabbits, not enough hats
Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
37.2%
Locked
Bright future
Have 250 prisms.
37.2%
Locked
The proof of the cookie is in the baking
Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
37.2%
Locked
It's a kind of magic
Have 350 wizard towers.
37.2%
Locked
Yes I love technology
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
37.3%
Locked
Paid in full
Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
37.3%
Locked
Microcosm
Have 250 antimatter condensers.
37.3%
Locked
Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals
Have 500 cursors.
37.3%
Locked
Forbidden zone
Have 300 portals.
37.3%
Locked
Pray on the weak
Have 350 temples.
37.3%
Locked
In full gear
Have 400 factories.
37.3%
Locked
More of the same
Have 200 fractal engines.
37.3%
Locked
Up to code
Have 150 javascript consoles.
37.3%
Locked
Negative void
Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
37.4%
Locked
Quarry on
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
37.4%
Locked
Heat death
Have 250 time machines.
37.4%
Locked
We're gonna need a bigger bakery
Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
37.4%
Locked
Gold, Jerry! Gold!
Have 300 alchemy labs.
37.4%
Locked
I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center
Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
37.4%
Locked
As luck would have it
Have 200 chancemakers.
37.4%
Locked
101st birthday
Have 450 grandmas.
37.4%
Locked
Mine?
Have 400 mines.
37.4%
Locked
Fringe
Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
37.4%
Locked
Panic at the bingo
Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
37.5%
Locked
Rake in the dough
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
37.5%
Locked
Are you gonna eat all that?
Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
37.5%
Locked
It's not delivery
Have 300 shipments.
37.5%
Locked
Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming
Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
37.5%
Locked
And I need it now
Have 350 banks.
37.5%
Locked
Harvest moon
Have 400 farms.
37.5%
Locked
Inherited prototype
Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
37.5%
Locked
Grand design
Own 5,000 buildings.
37.5%
Locked
The full picture
Purchase 300 upgrades.
37.5%
Locked
Centennial
Have at least 100 of everything.
37.6%
Locked
A place lost in time
Have 250 portals.
37.6%
Locked
Polymath
Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
37.6%
Locked
Knead for speed
Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
37.6%
Locked
Ex machina
Have 350 factories.
37.6%
Locked
Bears repeating
Have 150 fractal engines.
37.6%
Locked
The needs of the many
Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
37.6%
Locked
Ripe for the picking
Have 100 idleverses.
37.6%
Locked
All hail Santa
Reach Santa's final form.
37.7%
Locked
Rise and shine
Have 200 prisms.
37.7%
Locked
The work of a lifetime
Have 250 alchemy labs.
37.7%
Locked
And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience
Have 300 wizard towers.
37.7%
Locked
Fingers crossed
Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
37.7%
Locked
Elder nap
Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
37.8%
Locked
Walk the planck
Have 200 antimatter condensers.
37.8%
Locked
Obliterate
Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
37.8%
Locked
Finger clickin' good
Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
37.8%
Locked
Tonight on Hoarders
Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
37.8%
Locked
Fast
Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
37.8%
Locked
Wololo
Have 300 temples.
37.8%
Locked
Romancing the stone
Have 350 mines.
37.8%
Locked
Million to one shot, doc
Have 150 chancemakers.
37.8%
Locked
Aged well
Have 400 grandmas.
37.8%
Locked
Clickety split
Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
37.8%
Locked
Supermassive
Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
37.9%
Locked
Praise the sun
Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
37.9%
Locked
Parsec-masher
Have 250 shipments.
37.9%
Locked
He who controls the cookies controls the universe
Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
37.9%
Locked
The elder scrolls
Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
37.9%
Locked
You and the beanstalk
Have 350 farms.
37.9%
Locked
No comments
Have 100 javascript consoles.
37.9%
Locked
Spacetime jigamaroo
Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
38%
Locked
Forever and ever
Have 200 time machines.
38%
Locked
The nerve of war
Have 300 banks.
38%
Locked
Well-versed
Have 50 idleverses.
38%
Locked
Unending glow
Have 150 prisms.
38.1%
Locked
With strange eons
Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
38.1%
Locked
The wizarding world
Have 250 wizard towers.
38.1%
Locked
There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?
Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
38.1%
Locked
Magnum Opus
Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
38.2%
Locked
Dr. T
Have 400 cursors.
38.2%
Locked
Realm of the Mad God
Have 200 portals.
38.2%
Locked
Modern times
Have 300 factories.
38.2%
Locked
One...more...click...
Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
38.2%
Locked
Base 10
Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
38.3%
Locked
Molecular maestro
Have 150 antimatter condensers.
38.3%
Locked
And beyond
Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
38.3%
Locked
Transcendence
Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
38.3%
Locked
Hocus pocus
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
38.3%
Locked
To oldly go
Have 350 grandmas.
38.3%
Locked
Zealotry
Have 250 temples.
38.3%
Locked
The land of milk and cookies
Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
38.3%
Locked
The Abakening
Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
38.3%
Locked
The sum of its parts
Have 100 fractal engines.
38.3%
Locked
Mathematician
Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
38.4%
Locked
The secrets of the universe
Have 200 alchemy labs.
38.4%
Locked
New world order
Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
38.4%
Locked
How?
Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
38.4%
Locked
Freak fracking
Have 300 mines.
38.4%
Locked
Time duke
Have 150 time machines.
38.5%
Locked
Vested interest
Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
38.5%
Locked
Acquire currency
Have 250 banks.
38.5%
Locked
And yet you're still hungry
Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
38.5%
Locked
Grandma needs a new pair of shoes
Have 100 chancemakers.
38.5%
Locked
Variable success
Have 50 javascript consoles.
38.5%
Locked
We come in peace
Have 200 shipments.
38.6%
Locked
One with everything
Have at least 1 of every building.
38.7%
Locked
Faster menner
Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
38.7%
Locked
Seedy business
Have 300 farms.
38.7%
Locked
All the other kids with the pumped up clicks
Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
38.7%
Locked
Brain-split
Have 150 portals.
38.8%
Locked
The incredible machine
Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
38.8%
Locked
Rise of the machines
Have 250 factories.
38.8%
Locked
Magic kingdom
Have 200 wizard towers.
38.9%
Locked
Turbopuns
Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
38.9%
Locked
Blinding flash
Have 100 prisms.
39%
Locked
Never dig down
Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
39%
Locked
Speed baking II
39%
Locked
Gild wars
Have 150 alchemy labs.
39.1%
Locked
Nil zero zilch
Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
39.1%
Locked
Tectonic ambassador
Have 250 mines.
39.1%
Locked
Gushing grannies
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
39.2%
Locked
I hate manure
Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
39.2%
Locked
The agemaster
Have 300 grandmas.
39.2%
Locked
Threw you for a loop
Have 50 fractal engines.
39.2%
Locked
They'll never know what hit 'em
Have 1 idleverse.
39.2%
Locked
Lord of Progress
Purchase 200 upgrades.
39.3%
Locked
Click delegator
Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
39.3%
Locked
Fanaticism
Have 200 temples.
39.3%
Locked
Overdose
Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
39.4%
Locked
It does matter!
Have 100 antimatter condensers.
39.4%
Locked
Type II civilization
Have 150 shipments.
39.4%
Locked
The ultimate clickdown
Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
39.4%
Locked
Gardener extraordinaire
Have 250 farms.
39.5%
Locked
Lord of Constructs
Own 2,500 buildings.
39.6%
Locked
Extreme polydactyly
Have 300 cursors.
39.6%
Locked
What are the odds
Have 50 chancemakers.
39.6%
Locked
Cookies all the way down
Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
39.7%
Locked
It's the economy, stupid
Have 200 banks.
39.8%
Locked
Woops, you solved world hunger
Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
39.8%
Locked
Rewriting history
Have 100 time machines.
39.9%
Locked
Curses and maledictions
Have 150 wizard towers.
40%
Locked
Veteran
Own at least 14 grandma types.
40.1%
Locked
Dazzling glimmer
Have 50 prisms.
40.2%
Locked
Technocracy
Have 200 factories.
40.3%
Locked
F12
Have 1 javascript console.
40.3%
Locked
Dimensional shift
Have 100 portals.
40.4%
Locked
Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
40.4%
Locked
The old never bothered me anyway
Have 250 grandmas.
40.5%
Locked
You can stop now
Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
40.6%
Locked
Organized religion
Have 150 temples.
40.6%
Locked
Year's worth of cavities
Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.
40.6%
Locked
Clickataclysm
Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
40.7%
Locked
Quirky quarks
Have 50 antimatter condensers.
40.8%
Locked
Dematerialize
Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
40.8%
Locked
The center of the Earth
Have 200 mines.
41%
Locked
Gold member
Have 100 alchemy labs.
41.1%
Locked
Itchscratcher
Burst 1 wrinkler.
41.1%
Locked
Don't stop me now
Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
41.2%
Locked
Fast and delicious
Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
41.2%
Locked
Hand-picked
Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
41.3%
Locked
Alternate timeline
Have 50 time machines.
41.7%
Locked
Need for greed
Have 150 banks.
41.7%
Locked
Far far away
Have 100 shipments.
42.1%
Locked
When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour
Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
42.2%
Locked
Self-contained
Have 1 fractal engine.
42.2%
Locked
Homegrown
Have 200 farms.
42.5%
Locked
Clickastrophe
Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
43%
Locked
Immortal bakery
Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
43.1%
Locked
Now you're thinking
Have 50 portals.
43.2%
Locked
Ultimate automation
Have 150 factories.
43.3%
Locked
A world filled with cookies
Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
43.7%
Locked
Charms and enchantments
Have 100 wizard towers.
44%
Locked
Lucked out
Have 1 chancemaker.
44%
Locked
Infinite bakery
Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
44.9%
Locked
Nihilism
Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
44.9%
Locked
Tabloid addiction
Click on the news ticker 50 times.
45.1%
Locked
Ruler of the ancients
Have 200 grandmas.
45.2%
Locked
Cookie-dunker
Dunk the cookie.
45.3%
Locked
Oh deer
Pop 1 reindeer.
45.3%
Locked
Can you dig it
Have 150 mines.
45.3%
Locked
Transmogrification
Have 50 alchemy labs.
45.5%
Locked
Coming to town
Reach Santa's 7th form.
46.2%
Locked
New-age cult
Have 100 temples.
46.4%
Locked
Lone photon
Have 1 prism.
46.7%
Locked
Clicknarok
Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
46.7%
Locked
The Digital
Have 200 cursors.
47.2%
Locked
Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Cast 9 spells.
47.7%
Locked
Upgrader
Purchase 100 upgrades.
48.6%
Locked
Perfected agriculture
Have 150 farms.
48.7%
Locked
Galactic highway
Have 50 shipments.
48.8%
Locked
Sugar sugar
Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
49%
Locked
Let's never bake again
Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
49.9%
Locked
Engineer
Own 1,000 buildings.
49.9%
Locked
Timeless bakery
Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
50%
Locked
Antibatter
Have 1 antimatter condenser.
50%
Locked
A loan in the dark
Have 100 banks.
50.6%
Locked
Clickageddon
Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
53.6%
Locked
Wholesome
Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
54.2%
Locked
The sorcerer's apprentice
Have 50 wizard towers.
54.7%
Locked
Universal bakery
Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
54.9%
Locked
Friend of the ancients
Have 150 grandmas.
55.1%
Locked
Time warp
Have 1 time machine.
55.5%
Locked
Fortune
Click 77 golden cookies.
55.8%
Locked
Global warming
Have 100 factories.
55.9%
Locked
You win a cookie
This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
56%
Locked
Oh hey, you're still here
Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
56.1%
Locked
Early bird
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
56.2%
Locked
Fading luck
Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
57.3%
Locked
Rebirth
Ascend at least once.
57.9%
Locked
From scratch
Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
58%
Locked
Just wrong
Sell a grandma.
58.4%
Locked
Oblivion
Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
60.7%
Locked
Shady sect
Have 50 temples.
60.8%
Locked
Elder
Own at least 7 grandma types.
61.4%
Locked
Hollow the planet
Have 100 mines.
61.7%
Locked
A whole new world
Have 1 portal.
62.5%
Locked
Sacrifice
Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
62.7%
Locked
Sugar rush
Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
63.6%
Locked
Cookie quasar
Bake 100 million cookies per second.
63.7%
Locked
Clickasmic
Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
64.5%
Locked
Speed baking I
64.6%
Locked
A stroke of luck
Click 27 golden cookies.
64.7%
Locked
Galactic bakery
Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
69.1%
Locked
Fit the bill
Have 50 banks.
69.5%
Locked
Farm ill
Have 100 farms.
69.9%
Locked
Transmutation
Have 1 alchemy lab.
70.8%
Locked
Dude, sweet
Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
73.7%
Locked
Architect
Own 500 buildings.
73.9%
Locked
Cookie pulsar
Bake 10 million cookies per second.
74.1%
Locked
What's in a name
Give your bakery a name.
74.3%
Locked
Cosmic bakery
Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
75.1%
Locked
Clickorama
Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
76.1%
Locked
Industrial revolution
Have 50 factories.
76.1%
Locked
Augmenter
Purchase 50 upgrades.
76.9%
Locked
Retirement home
Have 100 grandmas.
77.9%
Locked
Expedition
Have 1 shipment.
78.3%
Locked
Lucky cookie
Click 7 golden cookies.
78.3%
Locked
Excavation site
Have 50 mines.
81.5%
Locked
Cookie vortex
Bake 1 million cookies per second.
82.2%
Locked
Of Mice and Men
Have 100 cursors.
82.6%
Locked
Bewitched
Have 1 wizard tower.
84.1%
Locked
World-famous bakery
Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
85.7%
Locked
Clickolympics
Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
85.8%
Locked
Reap what you sow
Have 50 farms.
86.9%
Locked
Your time to shrine
Have 1 temple.
89%
Locked
Affluent bakery
Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
89.8%
Locked
Enhancer
Purchase 20 upgrades.
89.8%
Locked
Sloppy kisses
Have 50 grandmas.
91.9%
Locked
Pretty penny
Have 1 bank.
92.9%
Locked
Clickathlon
Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
93.1%
Locked
Mass producer
Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
93.2%
Locked
Mouse wheel
Have 50 cursors.
94.2%
Locked
Production chain
Have 1 factory.
94.7%
Locked
Builder
Own 100 buildings.
94.8%
Locked
Fledgling bakery
Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
94.9%
Locked
Cookie monster
Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
95.1%
Locked