Tonight We Riot
LordJuliuss
Playtime
1.7h
Completed
Jul 5, 2026
Achievements
1/31
3.2% complete
All Achievements
Obtain Haymarket Bomb
A powerful historical artifact!
39%
Oct 22, 2020
Golden Parachute
Catch big air with a pigeon
5.1%
Locked
Skippity Skip, Skip
5.2%
Locked
Good at Videogames
Get farther than the developers could in endless mode
6.3%
Locked
Corporate Takeover
Take down Chet's sphere by getting to the controls instead of throwing things at it
7.1%
Locked
Pacifist
Get through any street fighting level without throwing anything or hurting anyone
8.1%
Locked
Net Gains
Capture a slippery capitalist in a net
8.3%
Locked
You Can Definitely Outrun Them
Avoid fighting every segway cop in a level
9.1%
Locked
Obtain Riot Dog
A faithful comrade in battle
9.9%
Locked
Historical Accuracy
Stage Haymarket reenactment
10.2%
Locked
Obtain Tracksuit
Run faster. Cheeki Breeki.
10.3%
Locked
Joined the Conversation
Offer friendly riot police officers a coke
12.3%
Locked
Liberation!
Unlock all three extra workers at level start
13.6%
Locked
Obtain Fishing Nets
Trap enemies in place
15.5%
Locked
Obtain Popsi Cans
What a treat!
15.6%
Locked
Obtain Riot Shield
I'm rubber, and you're glue
15.8%
Locked
Yeet the Rich
Overthrow the regime
17.9%
Locked
Obtain Snowballs
Stop your opponents cold
18%
Locked
Bad at Videogames
Fall off the dock an unacceptable number of times
18.2%
Locked
Corporate Ladder
Sorry, you can't climb those ladders, but here's an achievement
18.4%
Locked
Obtain Sunglasses
To better deal with lasers
20.1%
Locked
Not Now
Liberate a building at the worst possible time
20.2%
Locked
Obtain Solidarity Megaphone
Temporary boost to workers
20.2%
Locked
Obtain Boots
Less knockback from fire hoses
20.5%
Locked
Obtain Chainsaw
So gross
22.4%
Locked
Obtain Throwing Wood Axe
Sport of the future
23.5%
Locked
Obtain Bulletproof Vest
Bullets do less damage
23.8%
Locked
Obtain Socialized Medicine
Regain Lost Health
24.1%
Locked
Obtain Monkey Wrench
Sabotage shuriken
41.6%
Locked
Obtain Gas Masks
Dystopian chic
50.1%
Locked
Obtain Pipe Wrench
Heavy-hitting pipe fitting
72.3%
Locked